Predict the plot of games you just bought

[josemlopes]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
The musician Prince goes on tour in Persia with his new band The Sands of Time. However, a huge stage malfunction turns the audience into zombies, and it´s up to Prince and his bassist, Farah, to solve a series of puzzles with mirrors and giant rotating knives in order to turn everyone back into humans so they can buy his CDs.

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand.
I´m guessing this is a sequel in which Prince follows up his tour with an even bigger one the next year, but 50 Cent bursts in and kills everyone. I think it´s a kind of metaphor for how "black music" changed from funk to hip-hop in the nineties.

With such accurate prediction you dont even need to play the games.

 

[BanicRhys]

Torchlight 2: Characters who TOTALLY AREN'T THE CLASSES FROM DIABLO 2 go and explore the Diablo 3 beta for epic loot (and some other reasons nobody cares about).
Da?rk So??uls???:? Pr?ar?e To Die? ???Edi?ti??on???????: Kill shit because a scabby faced, yet hot, nun and the last airbender tell you to.
Binding of Isaac: A naked kid's romp through a """"""hardcore"""""" Newgrounds game.
Total War: Shogun 2: Toyota Hyundai proves himself to Mitsubishi Honda by conquering all the samurais for the sake of Nippon a second time.
AI War: Fleet Command: The third act of A New Hope, minus the tension and climax.
Hotline Miami: Shoot people for drugs and perms.
Antichamber: Fuck all.

 

[Frybird]

Kerbal Space Program
The minions from Despicable Me build a rocket, launch it, and crash into the moon. Repeatedly. For mild comedy value.

Good luck even getting to the Mun : /. Even if you build a rocket that does not blow up or crash while still on the planet (or on the actual ground), getting to its moon already requires a good bit of knowledge of how spaceflight works.

I recommend this: http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Tutorials
The "historical missions" are actually a good and fun way to learn the ropes step by step (although naturally they sometimes make things harder than need be)

EDIT:

Oh yea, i actually wanted to add to the thread

Um...

Deadlight:
EVERYTHING YOU LOVE DIES, PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES and you end up living to survive another pointless day because it's a Zombie Game and most Z-Stories tend to go this way.

 

[OneCatch]

Napoleon: Total War
Napoleon will attack Russia and fail.

Nah, you'll be fine! Prussia and Britain are actually more annoying if you're doing an early-game zerg.
Lots of frigate fleets to raid mainland UK, stay the fuck away from Nelson's fleet IMHO.

OT: Playing Automatons in Endless Space. I predict getting a few full systems, defensive-designed fleets, then science related victory.