F-Trombone, take it apart into the main pieces, your bell can be your shield, slide your sword, and the mouthpieces are so damned heavy you could just use them as throwing weapons.
Never in my lifetime will I allow a Ukelele be used for evil. Never in my lifetime.Dragonborne88 said:That or a Ukulele.
ducttape a mortar to it and you have a mounted explosive turretDJ_DEnM said:I don't see what a Turntable could turn into weaponwise >_>
A little help, please?
A machine gun that fires subwoofers?FolkLikePanda said:Bass crossed with a Machine Gun.