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F-Trombone, take it apart into the main pieces, your bell can be your shield, slide your sword, and the mouthpieces are so damned heavy you could just use them as throwing weapons.
 

Wadders

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Instrument:

A harmonica. I love the sound they make, in those old blues songs especially. Plus if you own one you can be as bad-ass as Harmonica in Once Upon A Time In The West.

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Weapon:



Colt 1911. 100 years old and still going strong.
 
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Dragonborne88 said:
That or a Ukulele.
Never in my lifetime will I allow a Ukelele be used for evil. Never in my lifetime.

OT: A harmonica fused with a switchblade. You can play in the blood of your last stab victim and use it as a nifty weapon and a musical instrument when you get caught and sent to jail. Nothing more cliche than a harmonica in jail.
 

Goldeneye103X2

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This brings up memories of Sonic Underground, where Sonic and his two siblings defeated the evil forces of Dr. Robotnik with the power of ROCK!

Yeah, I fail to see the relation to sonic here...
OT:Well, since Tommy Guns go in violin cases and were secretly known as "Violins" in the 30's...
 

DJ_DEnM

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I don't see what a Turntable could turn into weaponwise >_>

A little help, please?
 

Lectori Salutem

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A Hurdy Gurdy
Though I have no idea how it can be used as a weapon

EDIT: How silly, the power of folk metal will obliterate everything. I will be invincible MWUHAHAHA!!!!
 

Sam G

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Cello. They're pointy at the end, and heavy enough that you could beat someone to death with one.
 

Uber Evil

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Alice's Vorpal Knife from Madness Returns. That or the Hobby Horse. As a side note, she looks damn fine using both those weapons.
Edit: Nevermind then. Didn't really read the OP. Umm... Yeah, still thinking about Alice.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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Well i play the drums so theres my weapon. Except the drums them selves dont seem practical weapons.