Prepare now for the zombie apocalypse! What's your plan?

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http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/cdc-prepare-now-for-the-zombie/

Its coming!

... or whatever. What were some folks saying, May 21st? I dunno.

Anyway, do you have a plan? Do you have food stocked up? Weapons? ammo? An escape route? Somewhere to hole up?

I personally don't have a pan, but i've plenty of food, a samurai sword and I've played D&D.
 

Truniron

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Gather my friends, raid the shootingclubhouse where I've trained for 7 years, collect all usefull guns and rifels with as much ammo as possible, then travel to the local store, gather food and other suplies. After that is done, we build our fortress (wich is pretty much a captured building). Then, search for survivors, and when the time is right, there will be blood...zombie blood.

PS: The May 21st thing is TOTALY, FREAKIN, KEMBO-BULLSHIT.
 

Daverson

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We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
 

Communist partisan

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Get weapons, rob/loot/steal food, murder and rape other humans, eat'em after murdering them... Than it comes to it, everybody is your enemny.
 

okogamashii

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I can't tell you my plans...then you guys'll all survive, and then who will I steal beans from?
 

Alphakirby

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Take my Dad's van to the mall,go to it's sword shop,get a katana,meet up with my friends there,get ready to fight.
 

DirtyMagic

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Daverson said:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
But she dumped you!

I say we take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip ("Sorry, Philip!"), grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
 

emeraldrafael

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Same as it always is. get in direct communications with friends close by, and we stack up our armaments (which would be substantial. As a team, we make our way three miles down the road to the garage where we keep those armed truck things that deliver money to the banks. because my friends dad is the main driver, we have the keys to each, and we take them. we stock up on food, water, gas, and other necessities (Such as books for medical treatment and survival, medical supplies, maps and such) and slowly drive around the country, picking up any friends or survivors that are willing.

Once we see that we have all we know, we drive to the shore, then sail on a boat to a lowly populated island that is big enough to support human life (whihc I'm giving a rough estimate of 150-300 people in my group). If the zombie outbreak has spread there, we kill them, and then we make the island our new home, and continue life as we did.
 

Zantos

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DirtyMagic said:
Daverson said:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
But she dumped you!

I say we take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip ("Sorry, Philip!"), grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
 

Daverson

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DirtyMagic said:
Daverson said:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
But she dumped you!

I say we take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip ("Sorry, Philip!"), grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
EDIT: Gasp! Ninja-ed!
 

DirtyMagic

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Zantos said:
DirtyMagic said:
Daverson said:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
But she dumped you!

I say we take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip ("Sorry, Philip!"), grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Yeah, boyyyeee!

(But dogs can't look up! >_<)

PS: sorry Daverson. I can't let a good Shaun of the Dead quote go unnoticed. :p
 

Farseer Lolotea

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Stockpile a bunch of food and weapons. Find an easily defensible location and secure it. Set some sort of rudimentary incendiary traps.
 

Zantos

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DirtyMagic said:
Zantos said:
DirtyMagic said:
Daverson said:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry, Philip) then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
But she dumped you!

I say we take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip ("Sorry, Philip!"), grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Yeah, boyyyeee!

(But dogs can't look up! >_<)

PS: sorry Daverson. I can't let a good Shaun of the Dead quote go unnoticed. :p
[after the gun fires in the pub, proving Ed correct]

Shaun: Okay. But dogs CAN look up!

This is making me want to go home and watch Shaun of the Dead now. Dammit not five minutes ago someone asked me if I wanted anything from the shop. I failed :(
 

Alon Shechter

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I say we take Pete's car, go round to Mum's, go in, deal with Philip (Fuck you Philip, I never liked you) and then take electric guitar and ROCK until the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN appears ON THE ROOF and we GO UP and ROCK IN HEAVEN.
....And then the zombies follow us and we ruin Heaven.


Mmmmyes, quite Rovit indeed.
 

JordanXlord

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i have Prepared for this...

Time for all my Time playing CoD Zombies to go into effect

*Draws a Outline of a Gun on the wall with Chalk*

*Ak-47 pops out of wall*

OKAY ZOMBIES...ITS TIME TO PLAY
 

loc978

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from previous zombie apocalypse threads:
loc978 said:
Oh good. An elaboration on the post I made in the other thread:
loc978 said:
This [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/DSC01160.jpg], this [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/DSC01162.jpg], and this [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/0603081544.jpg]. All within easy reach right now.
...on top of that would be my bug-out bag. It's a fair sized rucksack with two 1qt canteens (so, a little over 2L of water), 6 MREs, a change of outerwear and several changes of underwear, 200 rounds (4 unopened boxes) of .45ACP, 100 shells of 12gauge buckshot (5 unopened boxes), some gun oil, a small cleaning kit and a few rags. It's actually a little lighter than the ruck I used to carry on active duty. I'd take that to my local national guard base. Hopefully they'd be in a state of emergency and taking experienced volunteers.
(I'm about 30 miles from the nearest urban area, by the way... and a little better than 10 miles out from the nearest suburb)

If they were in a state of disarray, I'd just steal one of their 5-ton trucks, chuck all the supplies i could find into it (more MREs, water, blankets, et cetera) and head for the mountains via country roads (If I knew I had time, I'd also take the truck home first and get the rest of my arsenal, ammo and camping gear). Hopefully I'd be able to steal supplies from convenience stores and gas stations along the way... and hopefully I'd be able to operate the pumps at said gas stations to refill my big ol' diesel hog. If not, that's why I rode my bicycle to the Guard base and threw it in the truck with the rest of the supplies.

Oh, and my destination is a ski lodge on the summit of a nearby(ish) mountain. Another place I hope already has active survivors to join up with. Hopefully we (or just I) would be able to raid nearby towns for more food supplies and diesel... and we'd(I'd) be able to utilize the place's solar panels and greenhouse rooms to keep ourselves (myself) warm and fed for a few months at least... after that, if there's no rescue forthcoming (I'd be keeping tabs on TV and radio broadcasts), I'd take my truck and anyone who wanted to come with me and head northeast into rural Washington. Hopefully the estate I've had my eyes on for being a fair-sized subsistence farm with 10-foot wrought-iron fencing is available...
I think that's the most detailed one I've posted on this forum...