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Souplex

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FirmlyUninformative said:
Souplex said:
FirmlyUninformative said:
Microwaves.

...A lot of them.
Microwaves are just as, if not more deadly to flesh as they are to machines.
...I'd point them away from me?

Honestly, I have slightly less than half an idea of what I'm talking about here, but there has to be some way of deploying these things without having to undergo lethal exposure.

Like... a wall of microwave ovens. With me on the non-death side of it.

No?
I am not so sure about the specifics but the established way of dealing with any type of radiation is lead. Lead is the densest of all non-radioactive elements and as such the little bits of radiation have a harder time seeping through.
If you want to find out the specifics, check for yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_shield
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave
 

CaptainCrunch

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Assuming ambulatory robot swarms, I'd make a tesla coil defense system. However, I think we're more likely to be destroyed by nanites (microscopic robots) than the big ones. I really don't have any idea how to defend against that.
 

Monocle Man

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Shake them to pieces with a bunch of very powerful speakers hooked up to a device that can generate many different frequencies.

Fear the resonance! Fear me, robots! TREMBLE in fear!
... In theory.
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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Where do you go in every mechanical apocalypse? South of the border. Machines will be of little threat in a place where there are no machines, and there arn't enough people to warrant sending some(of course, I am talking about South America). Failing that, space.
 

T-Bone24

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There are no ways around it. They will take us. The Great Adjustment will not be stopped. Can not be stopped.
 

w-Jinksy

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Call in the imperium those sodding space marines owe me after what happened in the richtar system.

Failing that spend a few years developing a powersword and go batshit mental on their shiny metal asses.
 

T-Bone24

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CaptainCrunch said:
Assuming ambulatory robot swarms, I'd make a tesla coil defense system. However, I think we're more likely to be destroyed by nanites (microscopic robots) than the big ones. I really don't have any idea how to defend against that.
Just do what they did in PREY and spray goo at them. That'll make em too heavy to fly. Of course, that's assuming they can fly. And take the images of people.
 

CaptainCrunch

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T-Bone24 said:
CaptainCrunch said:
Assuming ambulatory robot swarms, I'd make a tesla coil defense system. However, I think we're more likely to be destroyed by nanites (microscopic robots) than the big ones. I really don't have any idea how to defend against that.
Just do what they did in PREY and spray goo at them. That'll make em too heavy to fly. Of course, that's assuming they can fly. And take the images of people.
I guess I neglected to say that nanites are generally embedded in humans. Microscopic robots that take over human bodies from the inside, rather than a T-1000 swarm situation. Initially, we will be installing them to fight disease and promote longer lives. Then, a day will come where they kill us from the inside out. I can't think of much defense against that, without harming the human hosts.
 

Souplex

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CaptainCrunch said:
T-Bone24 said:
CaptainCrunch said:
Assuming ambulatory robot swarms, I'd make a tesla coil defense system. However, I think we're more likely to be destroyed by nanites (microscopic robots) than the big ones. I really don't have any idea how to defend against that.
Just do what they did in PREY and spray goo at them. That'll make em too heavy to fly. Of course, that's assuming they can fly. And take the images of people.
I guess I neglected to say that nanites are generally embedded in humans. Microscopic robots that take over human bodies from the inside, rather than a T-1000 swarm situation. Initially, we will be installing them to fight disease and promote longer lives. Then, a day will come where they kill us from the inside out. I can't think of much defense against that, without harming the human hosts.
You could get in an MRI. It would probably cause severe internal damage but it would probably kill all the nanites.
 

Koeryn

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Souplex said:
Koeryn said:
Wardog13 said:
I would also kidnap a super hacker to tap into their mainframe to disable them all, if that fails I would raid a military base(all the soldiers would be gone fighting robots) and take a few grenade launchers all the grenades(both launchable and otherwise) C4, and basically all explosives since bullets won't do shit to robots and head out to the mountains.
Bullets do LOTS to robots. If they happened to be armored, all you need are tungsten core penetrator rounds, or some DU. Either way, if they can burn through tanks with no trouble, there's no way in hell you can put HALF as heavy the armor on a tank that you can on a humanoid robot.
Have you looked at a warbot lately? http://www.nuklearpower.com/warbot/
Easy, just put a penatrator through it's optical sensor. Preferably .50BMG from a LONG way away.

Really, the only REALLY scary robots for the uprising already EXIST, though at the moment are largely just remote controlled. They're called Predator UAVs.
 

The Singularity

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Eclectic Dreck said:
Producing the EM field would probably prove the trickier bit. While it is, in fact, incredibly easy to generate a suitable EM field (just rotate a magnet for example. In fact, most power produced works on the principle of a magnet rotating inside a coil of wire), the strength is the key. While any electrical device produced an EM field, producing a field strong enough to actually do damage is quite difficult. The best examples of a probable effective EMP come courtesy of nuclear weapons, who generate an enormous amount of energy along the entire electro-magnetic spectrum.

The most effective application against robots would likely leverage the concept of nuclear magnetic resonance. Simply put, if one can determine the resonance frequency of a critical circuit in a robot (which is a function of the material used in the creation of said circuit) one can generate a pulsing magnetic field that meets said resonance (essentially, all one needs is a few capacitors and a conductive coil). The problem here is, unfortunately, power. While such a device could be activated "on command" one of the properties of magnetism is that it diminishes rapidly across a distance and as such would require significant power to affect a target over a long distance. There are ways to maximize a return, and the progress in super-conductor technology would prove most promising. Generally speaking, a material becomes super conductive at very low temperatures, but if a material can be super conductive at a temperature that is easier to reach and maintain, efficiency would increase (since one wouldn't lose as much energy to heat). The voltage requirements at the target end along with a presumed range and knowledge of frequency could be used as the basis for a design. If the voltage fluctuation needed is low and brief, the device could probably be built readily and be put into production quickly. The biggest advantage of such a system is simply that magnetism is impossible to shield against (though the inclusion of a large quantity of conductive material of the given resonance would likely serve to a limited effect).
Do we have enough of EMP and resonance weapons to wipe out all computers? Or at least major computer factories? and wouldn't resonance machines knock out their own power supply?

Eclectic Dreck said:
Other than that, simply remember that these robots must still use normal materials. Even if made out of the strongest materials known to man, there are weapons that would have an effect. An inch-thick plate of armor grade steel will only stop a .50 caliber machine gun round at 200+ meters for example. It takes several feet of armor to stop a 120mm sabot round fired from an American M1 at 1,500 meters. While robots would likely have an advantage over crewed vehicles and the like (in that they could reasonably sustain more damage without being completely inoperable - it's easier to kill a driver than halt an engine for example), we would have an advantage in numbers in the beginning at least. A robot army would still have supply lines and factories to bomb and would still have to follow the same principles of warfare that any nation faces so fighting them in a conventional fashion would certainly be possible in the beginning stages while specific weapons were developed.
Yay, but how would you ever be able to actually see one before they see' you, since the strong robots would basically have semi-automatic snipers, move rather slowly but look miles around for human heat signatures, motion signs, and simply look around with normal vision far better than a humans? Also, wouldn't robots consider killbots inefficient to wipe out humanity? I'm thinking about tuberculosis with a secretion that causes the immune system to ignore it (this secretion has been developed to treat ulcers of a certain type that don't heal due to your body attacking them)I'm trying to think what a robot takeover would use...

(I apologize if my quotations fail or this is considered off topic due to the killbot focus. And yes, I am grammar Nazi food...)
 

Carlston

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Souplex said:
There are several million threads about surviving a zombie apocalypse, but I haven't really seen any about surviving a robot uprising. How would you?
(Note: Before everyone shouts EMP! know that magnetic shielding exists and you would also need a reasonable method of obtaining one)
Simple, transmit the original release of windows 95 as a virus and wait for them all to blue screen.

Hey a critical up date! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
 

KiruTheMant

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Release either a Cloud of Saltwater steam or Plant mortars.

Or have welders Create a Large godlike idol to them,if they aren't all INTELLIGENCE BEWP then they will fall for it.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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The Singularity said:
Do we have enough of EMP and resonance weapons to wipe out all computers? Or at least major computer factories? and wouldn't resonance machines knock out their own power supply?
The beauty of a device based on the idea of nuclear magnetic resonance is that the resonant frequency generated is a function of the capacitors themselves, meaning it can be tuned to ANY frequency. Because the nuclear resonance of a conductive material is a predictable constant, once the required frequency is determined, the device itself can be built around materials that would have no effect. Better still, there is no real chance of friendly fire - even fantastically strong magnetic fields have no real impact on organic tissue, at least as far as medical science has been able to prove.

But, as I said, the problem is simply that magnetic fields dissipate rapidly over a distance. The worst case scenario is that it would be utterly impossible to provide enough power to the device to overcome any compensation the killbots employ. Of course, such a well shielded robot would be more difficult to build meaning if nothing else humanity would face a relative handful of foes rather than a potential legion or dozen.


The Singularity said:
Yay, but how would you ever be able to actually see one before they see' you, since the strong robots would basically have semi-automatic snipers, move rather slowly but look miles around for human heat signatures, motion signs, and simply look around with normal vision far better than a humans? Also, wouldn't robots consider killbots inefficient to wipe out humanity? I'm thinking about tuberculosis with a secretion that causes the immune system to ignore it (this secretion has been developed to treat ulcers of a certain type that don't heal due to your body attacking them)I'm trying to think what a robot takeover would use...

(I apologize if my quotations fail or this is considered off topic due to the killbot focus. And yes, I am grammar Nazi food...)
At the end of the day, an exceedingly lethal machine is still just a machine. Even if reduced to simple conventional weapons, the only advantages the machine will truly enjoy is an utter disregard for self preservation in the face of accomplishing mission objectives, accuracy that closes in on the tolerances of the weapon itself, and above average target acquisition systems. These are advantages to be certain, but as I said previously, it still has to follow the rules of reality. Simply put, the robot could not fire a round further than the equivalent human weapon, it's weapons would never be more accurate than the mechanical tolerances of the weapon and ammunition allow (and the best rifles in the world with the highest quality ammunition still has a mechanical deviation of 1/4" at 100m). If it were a strictly even numbers fight, the advantages of the robot army would spell the doom of humanity, but the purpose of warfare has long been ensuring the odds are as imbalanced as possible.

If you consider the robot armies of the movies, most famous the armies of skynet, you will recall that Skynet's first phase was starting a nuclear war precisely because in the early stages, humanity holds a distinct advantage in numbers and firepower. Assuming such a holocaust was avoidable, you'd find that skynet is a problem readily dealt with.

The reason is simple - even assuming it could gain control of automated manufacturing facilities and resource gathering operations, these targets can be destroyed like any other. Without the means to replace inevitable losses, any army can be defeated. This is one critical thing that most people rarely consider. The purpose of sending an army into the field is rarely to openly defeat an opposing force. Generally, this is only done out of necessity. The goal of an army is to destroy the enemies means to wage war, and this can be accomplished through maneuver and attacks against infrastructure more readily than tying to exhaust the human resources of a nation.

So you see, it really matters little how intelligent or lethal the machines become. If they are engaged before they have an overwhelming force, humanity still has the capacity to defeat the machine armies and secure the earth for future destruction by organic life.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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Souplex said:
FirmlyUninformative said:
Souplex said:
FirmlyUninformative said:
Microwaves.

...A lot of them.
Microwaves are just as, if not more deadly to flesh as they are to machines.
...I'd point them away from me?

Honestly, I have slightly less than half an idea of what I'm talking about here, but there has to be some way of deploying these things without having to undergo lethal exposure.

Like... a wall of microwave ovens. With me on the non-death side of it.

No?
I am not so sure about the specifics but the established way of dealing with any type of radiation is lead. Lead is the densest of all non-radioactive elements and as such the little bits of radiation have a harder time seeping through.
If you want to find out the specifics, check for yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_shield
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave
The trouble with microwaves is simply that they do not readily penetrate a conductive material - they are instead reflected. Of course, as part of the process an electrical charge is imparted in the conductor, which may be useful if important bits of circuitry are grounded to the chassis, but I suspect if we are facing a robot army of any intelligence, such a design flaw would be readily corrected.

Worse still, microwaves of sufficient power are more than capable of being lethal to anything organic. If you ignore the dangers of lower dose or long term exposure, the most immedieate danger could come in the form of resonance. Simply put, if the microwave gun operated in the 10 - 14 GHz range, you'll find that it will likely meet the resonance frequency of water. The result of such a thing is that the water molecules become increasingly excited (i.e. heat up), rapidly resulting in death. This is, afterall, the principle upon which a microwave oven works.

Bear in mind, resonance a word describing frequency essentially. Depending upon what specifically is being discussed, you'll find there are a number of defnitions. There are two basic applications of the idea - the first is constructive resonance - that is a scenario where input frequency meets the natural frequency of the object in question and the result is an increase in amplitude (the principle in play when playing on a swing set) and destructive (that is, an input that does not meet the natual frequency or is simply out of phase, resulting generally in a reduction of amplitude). Nuclear Magnetic Resonance has the distnict avantage that you are not dealing with EM radiation directly. Line of sight means little in such a circumstance. This is, afterall, the same technology powering MRI machines, and they have little trouble peering past the skull and other intervening tissues. Better still, there is almost no danger to organic materials that happen to get in the way.
 

Souplex

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Eclectic Dreck said:
Souplex said:
FirmlyUninformative said:
Souplex said:
FirmlyUninformative said:
Microwaves.

...A lot of them.
Microwaves are just as, if not more deadly to flesh as they are to machines.
...I'd point them away from me?

Honestly, I have slightly less than half an idea of what I'm talking about here, but there has to be some way of deploying these things without having to undergo lethal exposure.

Like... a wall of microwave ovens. With me on the non-death side of it.

No?
I am not so sure about the specifics but the established way of dealing with any type of radiation is lead. Lead is the densest of all non-radioactive elements and as such the little bits of radiation have a harder time seeping through.
If you want to find out the specifics, check for yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_shield
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave
The trouble with microwaves is simply that they do not readily penetrate a conductive material - they are instead reflected. Of course, as part of the process an electrical charge is imparted in the conductor, which may be useful if important bits of circuitry are grounded to the chassis, but I suspect if we are facing a robot army of any intelligence, such a design flaw would be readily corrected.

Worse still, microwaves of sufficient power are more than capable of being lethal to anything organic. If you ignore the dangers of lower dose or long term exposure, the most immedieate danger could come in the form of resonance. Simply put, if the microwave gun operated in the 10 - 14 GHz range, you'll find that it will likely meet the resonance frequency of water. The result of such a thing is that the water molecules become increasingly excited (i.e. heat up), rapidly resulting in death. This is, afterall, the principle upon which a microwave oven works.

Bear in mind, resonance a word describing frequency essentially. Depending upon what specifically is being discussed, you'll find there are a number of defnitions. There are two basic applications of the idea - the first is constructive resonance - that is a scenario where input frequency meets the natural frequency of the object in question and the result is an increase in amplitude (the principle in play when playing on a swing set) and destructive (that is, an input that does not meet the natual frequency or is simply out of phase, resulting generally in a reduction of amplitude). Nuclear Magnetic Resonance has the distnict avantage that you are not dealing with EM radiation directly. Line of sight means little in such a circumstance. This is, afterall, the same technology powering MRI machines, and they have little trouble peering past the skull and other intervening tissues. Better still, there is almost no danger to organic materials that happen to get in the way.
Hooray for science!
 

Tharwen

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I'd carry a lava cannon on me at all times. In fact, I'll get it ready now just in case...
 

UnusualStranger

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Actually, I recently researched computers and how affected they are by different forms of interference. It is actually quite surprising how vulnerable robots would be to electormagnetic shocks, or focused radio wave transmissions within a certain frequency. So, I would head either for a power plant, or go to an airport of other major transmitting area. Such places would be terribly beneficial in taking down robots.