Press the Button

[galdon2004]

So, I've been trying to learn how to develop games, and at present am toying around with Stencyl (which i have just been informed is not that great but I have no resources and can't seem to get flash to behave on it's own) I tend however to get sidetracked while learning and apply what I'm learning in odd or amusing ways.

and so this: http://www.kongregate.com/games/galdon2004/press-the-button was born.

I am curious what you guys might think of my sense of humor, considering my lack of any other senses.

 

[King Toasty]

... I thought this was another Red Button thread. Dear god, I'm glad it isn't.

The Escapist Gods are vengeful ones, and they taunt us with that button.


EDIT: Played the game. You are a sick bastard.

 

[SerpentsLairStudios]

I can't seem to get very far. Either because my platforming skills are rubbish or the kill areas for the spikes ETC are larger than the graphics for that given killing device. Reminds me a lot of the unfair platformer. With a few tweaks to make all the stuff match up etc I can see this game being awesome.

 

[Vegan_Doodler]

You evil git, I jut spent about ten minuits trying to get to the thing, god I feel like an idiot.

I thought the game was grate, very clever.

*so this is what it feels like to be on the receiving end of cruel hummer*

 

[johnzaku]

I beat it second try >.>

lol it was a mistake by the way XD

 

[yankeefan19]

I beat it second try >.>

lol it was a mistake by the way XD

I beat it after reading this and thinking about how you could accidentally win. That game was evil, but still well made.

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

Only reason I managed to do this as quick as I did is through simple button mashing rage... I don't know what that says about either me or you, OP, but I don't think it's good...

 

[Diablo2000]

ohhh... you clever devil.

Damn, took me quite some time to figure it out...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That was quite clever. Good job, continue making games!

[sub]What other button guys?[/sub]

 

[yuval152]

didnt finish it,just rage quited.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Took me about 15 tries before I realized what you did there. You're a sick sick person.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I beat it second try >.>

lol it was a mistake by the way XD

Same here.

The game was running slow on my computer for some reason too.

 

[PureChaos]

did it third time, was actually pretty good. very clever

 

[AdumbroDeus]

This game is rubbish for exactly the same reason IWBTG is rubbish, trial and error gameplay.

 

[galdon2004]

I beat it second try >.>

lol it was a mistake by the way XD

Same here.

The game was running slow on my computer for some reason too.

Yeah.. that's from using stencyl; for most people it seems to work fine, and then arbitrarily lags a ton on like one in 20 people it seems like. Probably going to move to a better engine when I can find one.



Anyways, thanks for the comments so far, glad to hear it amuses many of you. though it does make me wonder if I'd be a terrible DM considering all the accusations of being evil XD

 

[Marmalade]

That was quite hilarious.

 

[thiosk]

I've decided I hate you. You are a cruel human and all should rue the day of your birth.

This game produced endless tears. I eventually figured it out but you are a mean man.

 

[JB1528]

I figured it out on the second try but it probably would've took me a lot longer if I didn't read the responses on this thread first.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

I liked it. Good job.

One problem, though. If you look hard, all the blocks where there are traps are tinted red. It may be just me, though.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Heh, not bad. Though, the voice over at the end was unnecessary and annoying, IMHO.