Day 221: Strangely, my time in the hole seems to have cured my anger problem. I think Jerry had something to do with it. He was in the hole down there keeping me company. But you know how flying blue mice are.
Day 222: Jerry told me to start a band. Don't know why that flying blue mouse wants me to start a band, but don't want to make him made or he will open the bag. we don't want the bag to be open.
Day 234: Finally got out of the medical ward. They gave me medication for Jerry, so I shouldn't be seeing him again. I wonder if Big Joe's still angry.
Day 241: I was able to get rid of Big Joe. Damn, those pills have some nasty side effects. Warden's not happy with me forcing medication down another inmate's throat, but what do I care?
Day 242: Found out that the Warden has an illegal fight club going on. I think that the warden is trying to frame Jean Claude Van-Dame so that he be forced to fight. I have been picked to fight tomorrow. This sounds like fun.
Day 244: It is kind of unfair that the warden won't allow the fighter to get a part of the winnings and that it is a fight to the death. But hey, fight club. Going to put "Operation: GTFOOJ"[footnote]Get The Fuck Out Of Jail[/footnote] on hold for now.
Day 246: I can't. Since the warden couldn't get JCVD here, he had Steven Seagal sent to this prison, so i need to fight him tomorrow. I wonder if he is as good as his movies.
Day 247: He is, but I didn't fight him. Remember those pills with the horrible side effects? I passed out before the match and got sent to the medical ward. I heard the guy who went instead got his ass kicked.
Day 250: Found that a chicken bone shard works on unlocking my cell. gonna make a knife from my mirror, quietly take out the night guard, switch clothes, and walk outta here.
Day 260: A knife made out of a mirror doesn't make a good knife what so ever. Got my ass kicked by the guard and then sent to solitary. What is the point of living anymore? I think that I am going to try and end it all tonight.
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