Prison Break: The Forum Game (Anyone is welcomed to join. It is open!)

[ImSkeletor]

dAY 317: The gang I tried to make an allegiance with mugged me and put me in a coma.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 318: The "Fancy Fairy" gang agreed to protect me. All i have to do is just attend their dance recitals. Small price to pay for safety.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 320: I would rather die then see an other one of those recitals.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 321: Told the Fairies to piss off, they ran away crying. Maybe this is for the best. Need to find another (but less sissies) gang to join

 

[oppp7]

Day 322: Tried to join several other gangs but they won't let me join because I'm white(I also shanked a few of them for giggles, but I like to think it's because they're racist). I might try making my own gang.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 323: I will call it "Gang Awesome"

 

[ImSkeletor]

day 323: 20 people joined the gang because of the name

 

[brtshstel]

Day 324: I'm in the infirmary after the failed attempt at a different kind of "gang bang" against me . They tried to...penetrate...me, but they didn't know I hid a razor blade in my rectum. Two men bled to death. I was beaten pretty badly. I'm getting sent back to the hole for another month after i get stitches in my face, chest,...and butt.

Damnit.

 

[CINN4M0N]

Day 354: Out of solitary, but they stitched by bum together on account of I keep hiding stuff up there. They said having an anus was a priviledge, not a right, and that I had thus far failed to demonstrate enough maturity to justify having the use of one. So they just sewed the damn thing shut!! Is that even legal?

 

[mr.awesome12]

day 355: i have found a box full of gun powder and chemicals
and i have got a real copy of the anarchist cook book im gonna make some explosives and some zip guns im getting out of this hell

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 356: The Fancy Fairies stole all of my zip guns and used them to escape! they killed 6 guards and 18 prisoners. They even took the cookbook. How can life suck anymore?

 

[oppp7]

Day 357: Gang Awesome decided to hit the skinheads from earlier. The warden seems to be watching me so I've got to be careful or I could end up being transferred.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 361: Got transferred to a different prison. Doesn't seem that bad so far

 

[oppp7]

Day 362: The new prison seems to be basically the same as the last one. Hell, my roommate is even named Big Moe.
I wonder how the escape plans are around here...

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 363:It seems as if the other jail told this jail all about my pervious escape attempts. The warden seems like a very friendly dude. Ooh, It is almost my first year in jail. Need to celebrate. OOOH! Just remember my birthday is tomorrow! Need to have a birthday party for tomorrow.

 

[oppp7]

Day 364: My birthday was awesome! We threw a party and everyone came, including Big Moe, the warden, and some crazy crack baby that kept mumbling to himself and stole all the melted candles.

I even got the presents I asked for: a blowtorch, a drill, and a map of the sewer system of the city from the prison! I plan on escaping for a while and living on the run starting tomorrow. Gotta make my first year anniversary special.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 365: The blowtorch didn't have any fuel, the battery for the drill was not charged, and the map was just an ihop kids menu. And Big Moe punched me in the jaw and took the rest of the cake.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 366: someone gave me a cake and someone slipped in a file. too bad i discovered it after i ate all of the cake. tomorrow is going to hurt.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 367: I have been shanked. Had my thumb shot off. And been set on fire and my bathroom trip this morning is still the most painful experience I have ever had.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 368: Discover a stash of coke in the bathroom. I think that it was the hiding spot for the drug supply for the jail. I could get rich off of this!