Day 520: My attempt at escaping was so pitiful, all of the guards laugh at me and returned me back to my cell. My self-esteem went down the shitter.
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Day 521: The guy in the cell next to me says he's going to start a riot tomorrow. This will be my chance.
Day 522: Turns outs that his idea of a riot is with marshmallows in the cafeteria. It turned ugly really quickly.
Day 529: Spent a week in solitary for cracking a joke about that guard's mom. How am I supposed to know she passed away?
Day 536: Spent another week in solitary for cracking a joke about that same guard's small genital size. How was I supposed to know that he lost it in a wood chipping accident?
Day 542:Ok, so it turns out that Brad got fired for allowing Lincoln and Michael to escape from the prison. And The Company framed Lincoln because his dad was a jerk to them. This series is quite addicting, but yet so confusing at the same time! It is like lost, but suck just as much!
Day 543: I've no idea what the guards are intending by making us watch this drivel, but Im starting to like it and so is everyone else. Violence is on the decline. I've decided that I must destroy the projector and return the prison to the anarchic state it was in before this crap started.
Day 544: What is wrong with me? I had the metal pipe and I was standing right over the projector, but I couldn't bring myself to destroy it. I know that it is crap, but I need to watch it.
Day 569: HOLY SHIT did I get in trouble for that. I decided to just switch the videos with those of Toy Story 2, but when the guys in the prison found out the videos were changed, they freaked the fuck out. They started howling like monkeys and charged the guards, who then shot into the crowd. People died. Many people died. Apparently, the reason it was working so well was that the videos had hidden images and such that caused some kind of addiction to the video or some shit(I wasn't paying attention) and what I apparently did was comparable to taking meth, heroine, and crack away from someone addicted to all 3. Not sure why I wasn't that addicted to it, although the docter mentioned something about 'insolation-bred insanity.'
Anyways, half the inmates died charging the cops while the rest were tazered or beaten down. Me and like 3 other guys were the only ones uninjured after the whole thing. After a little digging, they found out it was me. I got put into all kinds of courts. Legal battles between lawyers saying I didn't know I was going to screw things up that badly, or prosecuters saying my original intent of anarchy makes me accountable, even if the exact results weren't known. After over a month of this, the supreme court decided to give me the death penalty based on that incident and my previous behavior in the prison.
So here I am. In 1 week I'm to be put to death for pretty much every crime imaginable. I need a plan...
Anyways, half the inmates died charging the cops while the rest were tazered or beaten down. Me and like 3 other guys were the only ones uninjured after the whole thing. After a little digging, they found out it was me. I got put into all kinds of courts. Legal battles between lawyers saying I didn't know I was going to screw things up that badly, or prosecuters saying my original intent of anarchy makes me accountable, even if the exact results weren't known. After over a month of this, the supreme court decided to give me the death penalty based on that incident and my previous behavior in the prison.
So here I am. In 1 week I'm to be put to death for pretty much every crime imaginable. I need a plan...
Day 570 (6 days before I face the firing squad): even though its my fault for half the prisons population dying everyone is awfully sympathetic of the fact that my days are numbered. I didn't know wether to take their pity and go out with dignity or to try to weasel my way out so I could live to die of old age in this dump. But then it happened......
Day 574: While high, I decided that sucide was the best course of action. I tried to hang myself, but I just broke my back from the waist down. No one wants to shoot a cripple, so my execution is delyed until futher notice.