meganmeave said:
I assume most people are lying about at least some things until I get to know them better.
Wait, so you've assumed I was lying to you? Oh noes! That hurts me, deeply - you can tell because I'm not using any emoticons just like I always don't![footnote]That was definitely a lie - you can tell because I didn't use any emoticons, just like I always don't![/footnote]
I totally was lying though, but only by omission, as I'm either 100% honest or obviously being facetious for comedic purposes - thus all the personal anecdotes and background info I've doled out is completely on the level in the sense that it was true. But say... my real name? I
did provide you with that, I just never actually specified it was my
first name[footnote]It
definitely was - you can tell because I didn't use any emoticons, just like I always don't![/footnote].
So there you have it - I am always truthful (except when I'm not)! You can tell because I don't use any emoticons.