Humans would scare the aliens off, if the aliens had brains in what passes for their skulls.
Romance is right out. Humans are still bitching about which kinds of love are "right" and "acceptable" within our own species, and all the "wrong" and "deviant" relationships are thrown on the slippery slope with bestiality. Oh yeah, the B-word, because that, by human law, is what having relations with anything non-human is. I'm surprised that Faux News didn't pick up on that when they were making shit up about Mass Effect. Yup, every time Shepherd got it on with an Asari? BESTIALITY!
This is, of course, assuming that the hypothetical aliens don't have the exact same view on one of their own lying with the violent mud apes, i.e. us.
Romance is right out. Humans are still bitching about which kinds of love are "right" and "acceptable" within our own species, and all the "wrong" and "deviant" relationships are thrown on the slippery slope with bestiality. Oh yeah, the B-word, because that, by human law, is what having relations with anything non-human is. I'm surprised that Faux News didn't pick up on that when they were making shit up about Mass Effect. Yup, every time Shepherd got it on with an Asari? BESTIALITY!
This is, of course, assuming that the hypothetical aliens don't have the exact same view on one of their own lying with the violent mud apes, i.e. us.