Prop Maker Builds Incredible Talking Portal Turret

[Charli]

I need one of these right by my door. So I can scare the living piss out of whoever walks in.

 

[gamegod25]

Valve if you have any sense you will make plush turrets and Wheatly's available for sale in your store NOW!

 

[CommanderKirov]

Can SOMEONE point me to the guy's store... Or an E-mail... Or his postal adress so I can just start sending him increasing ammounts of money untill he makes me one?

 

[Hijax]

I want one. Then i wanna make it auto-aiming, and arm it with nerf-guns.

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

A huge success? Could you even say that it was
a triumph?
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/vomitichi/lol-face.gif

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Great!

...Now make a 100 others and start building that opera, we haven't got all day.

100? pffft, try 500 more like

OT: i want one. SO MUCH.

But i want mine in "evening at the improv"

 

[Flight]

I'd love to get one of those.

 

[molesgallus]

This is a Triumph

HUGE SUCCESS

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I'd kill for one.

I wonder how much time and money he spent on this?

 

[DirtyMagic]

Holy crap, they are finally doing something useful with our tax money!

 

[Wintermoot]

So is this guy officially Cave Johnson now?

don,t think so if he was he would have made Molotov melons!
OT
that looks AMAZING! as good as the TF2 turret Valve commissioned! and if you look closely on the lens it says "Aperture Science Laboratories" it,s even more detailed then the Portal 1 model it,s based on!

 

[FalloutJack]

Any chance we can get one that talks like a defective turret?

"Uhhh...BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! I don't have any bullet."

 

[universaltraveller]

Now that is too cool... Wants!

Any chance we can get one that talks like a defective turret?

"Uhhh...BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! I don't have any bullet."

And HELL YEAHS. "Awww I'm Defecitve Arn't I"

 

[Jack Macaque]

Couldn't ask for something cooler, I really enjoy seeing people do stuff like this, gives gamers a good name IMO.

 

[Sejs Cube]

Just try and get close to that baby.

Your funeral.

 

[Dastardly]

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I'm finding it difficult to overstate the degree to which I am satisfied by this.

 

[MetalGenocide]

I hope it goes 'Whooooaa' when you tip it over.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Its adorable, and i want one. I don't care how i obtain it, but it must be mine.

 

[roostuf]

must.buy.one.for.SCIENCE!!!!!!

 

[ckam]

It's so cute yet frightening.