Prove to me that your are indestructible

[Vekrote]

Go ahead, try your best. Prove to me that you are invincible. What crazy, stupid, or incredible thing has happened to you that should have caused more damage than it did, or perhaps even killed you? I'll start us off:

I was driving to school one day back in december, and pulled out into traffic to get on my way. Then, out of nowhere some dude going 80mph (130km/h) through a school zone slams into the side of my car and sends me spinning into the oncoming lane. After 2 full rotations, I am hit head on by another car, which launches me back into the center lane where i finally come to a stop. I get out with a sore thumb (?), but other than that not a scratch on me. In total, 3 cars were totalled and 2 people sent to the hospital.

So, escapists, what proves that you are indestructible?

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I have never lost to an Easy computer opponent in an RTS? I think you mean indestructible and not invincible and have a skewed view of it due to video game power ups and what not. As what you stated is more being indestructible than being invincible. I'm just a bit confused as to what you really want.

If you mean indestructible I stepped in front of a bus once when overtaking someone on the foot path and it missed me if that count(I got back on in time).

 

[Stall]

If I am the king of France, then I am also invincible.

Done. This is a true statement.

Besides from that, the only way to show that you are not invincible is to die, so it's rather difficult to prove.

 

[Lukeje]

Well, I'm still currently alive. And the only real conclusive proof that I'm not invincible would be if I were to die.

Edit: Wait; why did the title change from invincible to indestructible?

 

[Rawne1980]

I've been stabbed, quite literally blown up, shot and flung into barbed wire.

Not only that but I once told my wife I thought a dress she had on looked awful AND I'M STILL ALIVE .... although I had an incredibly uncomfortable 3 nights on the sofa.

 

[nepheleim]

I've been hit by a bus on foot, and taken out a bridge in a car wreck. Both times I've walked away with only the most minor of injuries. Though youth tends to have that effect on people.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

*Looks at the title* Prove my what is indestructable? For that matter what is indestructable? Oh did you mean indestructible? I see...

Okay petty complaint about the title is over. Don't get defensive about it. :3

I don't have anything particularly amazing. Broke my head open once. Seemed to come out smarter if anything.

 

[Cpu46]

I know for a fact that I am indeed vincible, I am just lucky as far as injuries go. I have been in only one or two situations where I should have been injured and it always is a near miss. If something hits me I take a normal amount of damage but it has to hit me first.

 

[Richardplex]

Immortal until proven otherwise...

 

[Mandalore_15]

I had rabies once. It is incurable. I survived. WIN.

... but seriously, I wish I was a lot more resilient than I am. I'm kinda pasty and doughey, and it doesn't take much to put me down for the count in all honesty.

 

[Private Custard]

I was stopped at a roundabout on my GpZ500 a few years back. The 54-seater, 10.5 tonne coach full of school children behind me wasn't looking. He pulled away, drove up the right side of me and then turned left.

He dragged me along the road for about 30 yards as I was pinned between his side and my own bike. I managed to pull my body out of the way just as the rear wheels caught up with me. Unfortunately he drove straight over my legs. The double width tyres went over everything from my toes up to my knees.

I didn't break a single bone!

Spoiler: My Nemesis!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

same as my answer to the manliness thread:
Been stabbed, blown up a little, set on fire, hit by 7 cars, fallen down a mountain twice, ignored 30 minutes of being headbutted in the face because i was busy, got in a brawl with 14 other people all of whom ended up a lot worse & never once suffered a broken bone.

 

[sivlin]

As far as you know, I've lived forever.

As of this post, I'm still doing so.

 

[Akytalusia]

yeah, same as the others. i'm immortal until proven otherwise.

 

[badgersprite]

Every single time I am around somebody, they have never been attacked by a tiger, nor has a meteor fallen from the sky and struck them on the head. Therefore, my very presence repels tigers and meteors.

I'm just awesome like that.

 

[Ruwrak]

Falling 5 flights of stairs when I was 7 years old.
To my knowledge I got nothing lasting out of that.


Except a crease in my skull... I think?

 

[ABLb0y]

I fell off a cliff once and landed about 15 centimetres away from some rusty razor wire.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I rolled my car, took out a light post, second one stopped me. Car rolled 4 times and then spun 4 times. I just had a cut on my chin from hitting my steering wheel. Car was totaled. It was a 94 Ford Taurus. These are the only 3 photos I can find from it.... http://aprilmarie4203.deviantart.com/gallery/12080654