Prove to me that your are indestructible

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SidingWithTheEnemy

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Let me just quote the Necronomicon here, albeit the translation is rather awkward I think you might sense what meaning is behind that.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
 

Rule Britannia

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I'm definetely not invincible. I've had near death experiences for example. Had I not been given an overdose of antihestermines when I went into anaphylactic shock I would be dead.
I like to think to myself...
"na that wouldn't kill me, it just wouldn't happen."
 

ShindoL Shill

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simple. i cut my leg open with a rusty saw, lit my hand on fire (the first of many times), spent a day walking in hot sun wearing practically non-existent shoes on a rock path through stinging nettles and fell asleep crushed between two men in 24 hours. not even a scar.
lacktheknack said:
I once got punched in the had, stumbled backwards and took out a locked door, before falling and getting folded over a coffee table... on the edge.

I recovered with nothing but a very slight headache about three seconds later.
closest i can come to that is when i got punched into a metal door, staggered back, recovered then was punched into it even harder. then recovered.
plus i had someone who's fairly fat and also muscular sit on me for three minutes. straight, while smacking my head. that took about a minute's recovery time...
i fell off a garage onto my back...
i fell down a flight of stairs (when i was 10)
i've never broken a bone, not even a pinkie, though i really should have by medical standards.
i dont scar. my cuts heal up in less than an hour.
i crushed a thumb in a metal door, and the only evidence that it happened was the tiny dent in my nail. which i flattened out with a clothes peg.
the only illnesses that affect me are the ones with all the different strains: flu and the cold. you beat one, the next one takes its place. i get over the flu in a few hours.
my baby teeth took months to come out because my gums hold on so tight and are nearly unbreakable.
and congenital heart disease and diabetes run in my family. i suffer neither, and my cardio is fucking brill.

and my appearance hasnt changed in 5 years, despite puberty.

therefore, i have a small healing factor and age suppressant factor.
no word yet on retractable bone claws.

Shakomaru said:
Ok, here goes. So my friends and I were playing two hand touch, one of them crashes into me, and I get elbowed in the sternum at full speed. I lost my breath, etc, then I get up five minutes later and go right back into the game.
i played full-contact rugby with guys half a foot taller than me, got flipped and landed head-first on the ground and continued playing with either a severe headache or minor concussion until it fucked off two minutes later.

kommando367 said:
I set my hand of fire once.
multiple times on purpose, and one time a friend lit deodorant on fire (spraying it like a flamethrower). i realised my hand was in the center of the fire when it started to feel warm. after three minutes.
 

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Ok, here goes. So my friends and I were playing two hand touch, one of them crashes into me, and I get elbowed in the sternum at full speed. I lost my breath, etc, then I get up five minutes later and go right back into the game.
 

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i was in a classic mini cooper that crashed at high speed, rolled a couple of times ( not sure how many, it happened pretty quickly) and landed upside down, i walked away without a scratch and when the ambulance got there to check us over they said my heart rate was only slightly raised. so i was either in shock, or i'm pretty badass.
 

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When i was to be executed i was shot 50 times from 8 different angles by 15 snipers with Barret .50's.
I lived!
Then i wrestled a bear and ate bear-bacon for 20 days straight.
I reek of manliness!!!
 

Alphakirby

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Suicide attempt(drowning),and a car accident I came out of unscathed,and that's all the proof I have.

Did I win?
 

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lRookiel said:
Im indestructible because I have determination that is incorruptible and from the other side I'm a terror to behold, and your annihilation will be unavoidable.

Did I win?
Disturbed! :D

OT: I punched a mountain in half.

In space.
 

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lRookiel said:
Im indestructible because I have determination that is incorruptible and from the other side I'm a terror to behold, and your annihilation will be unavoidable.

Did I win?
Only if you have dedication to all you've sworn to protect, and carry out your orders without a regret.

OT: I got a paper cut once, and only cried for five minutes.

Pretty sure that qualifies me for GODHOOD STATUS.
 

Josh Horton

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I haven't been sick in 4 years, my whole family had the swine flu last year. I have an extremely high pain threshold so for all I know I've broken bones and not realized it, pretty sure I haven't cause nothing moves funny. Umm lets see...

Story for my friend! Some retarded guy that went to our high school thought it would be funny to floor an older truck, one of the solid metal ones, at my friend. My friend doesn't move for shit so instead he jumps into the truck. Friend > Truck. Hood was torn off and windshield caved in. Friend walked away unscathed. Hell the driver and 2 passengers were hurt.
 

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On the car I had in high school, the ball joints, which control steering, rust through and fall off while I'm driving. I lose total control of steering of the vehicle. I had just been on the interstate doing 75 mph. If the steering had failed there, I would have flown off the highway and hit a tree or another car at high speed. Fortunately, I had just gotten off the highway and was driving down the small street in front of my house at maybe 10 mph. So when the steering failed, I just put on the brakes and stopped the car. The worst part of the incident was the realization that if it had happened 15 minutes earlier, I probably would have been killed.
 

Mr.Numbers

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I am immortal through my art and words and because of Chaos theory my actions will live on!

I am destructable though...
 

SovietPanda

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Mandalore_15 said:
I had rabies once. It is incurable. I survived. WIN.

... but seriously, I wish I was a lot more resilient than I am. I'm kinda pasty and doughey, and it doesn't take much to put me down for the count in all honesty.
Didn't louise pastuer come up with a cure for that like 100years ago? In the later stages its uncurable but it's easily dealt with if detected early. Or am i thinking of something else.

OT. Working in a fish and chip shop i put my hand in the fryer up to my wrist and didnt get burnt at all. is that proof enough?
 

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A Hermit's Cave
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If I am the king of France, then I am also invincible.
A part of me is tempted to go to New York to kill Louis de Bourbon just to prove you wrong... Also, you'll have to line up behind more than a hundred Légitimistes, a whole load of Orleanists... and Jean-Christophe Napoleon Bonaparte... good luck with that!

OT: Uh... well, I've continued tournie fights with a broken rib... though not for long, mind...

And if anyone can top this, I'll be impressed... I've come back from the dead before... BAM!

I was clinically dead for about ten to fifteen seconds when I was eight.
 

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SovietPanda said:
Mandalore_15 said:
I had rabies once. It is incurable. I survived. WIN.

... but seriously, I wish I was a lot more resilient than I am. I'm kinda pasty and doughey, and it doesn't take much to put me down for the count in all honesty.
Didn't louise pastuer come up with a cure for that like 100years ago? In the later stages its uncurable but it's easily dealt with if detected early. Or am i thinking of something else.

OT. Working in a fish and chip shop i put my hand in the fryer up to my wrist and didnt get burnt at all. is that proof enough?
If you are bitten by a rabid animal your only chance is to get an injection of human rabies immunoglobulin (a blood product from someone who has immune antibodies to rabies) within 24 hours, followed by another 4 (I think) injections of rabies vaccine. This is a preventative measure, it stops you developing rabies. If you do develop rabies, the mortality rate is pretty much 100%. There is no cure.