Prove to me that your are indestructible
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Drove a Go-Kart straight into a wall, with no seat belt on, while going 30/kmh. That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I was 10 when this happend.
Went to the hospital for 4 days, and all that seemed to have happend to me was that I had slightly damaged my liver, but nothing that a couple days of rest couldn't do to help.
Apparently it was pure luck that I wasn't paralyzed-Uh, I mean, it was raw animal strength within that kept me from being paralyzed from the neck down.
Went to the hospital for 4 days, and all that seemed to have happend to me was that I had slightly damaged my liver, but nothing that a couple days of rest couldn't do to help.
Apparently it was pure luck that I wasn't paralyzed-Uh, I mean, it was raw animal strength within that kept me from being paralyzed from the neck down.
I went through most of my labor with my son without an epidural. (This was not by choice, it was thanks to a stupid doctor.)
Might not make me invincible, but it earns me points. That Fuckin' hurt.
Might not make me invincible, but it earns me points. That Fuckin' hurt.
why am i indestructable? do you know what my mind has been through? easily enough to drive a normal person insane, that's what. allow me to explain.
i never really had a farther, he was lazy and abrasive and was eventually kicked out. that didn't do me any good, next there was the social hell of high school. and having the ONE girl i love being stolen from me by some ass****, broke my heart. then, i learnt of MLP. good, right?
not without it bad side, by that i mean the screwed up fanfic writers. read through ALL of them,
all the sex, gore and horror through my mind into reeling disarray. and ever since i've been fighting the everpresent waking nightmares, as well as the sleeping ones. haven't had a good night's sleep in months. whenever, i so much as lapse into daydream state, there's pinkamena diane pie standing over me, forcing me with an audible thud (at least to me) back to full consciousness, i simply can't face her, weaponless, half asleep and unknowing, well mostly that is. and not to mention the luna games and the dreamy rainbows. they knocked my aleady bleeding mind for six once more. more nightmares, more things to fear behind my cupboard door. my god, i'm 16 and i'm afraid of the monster in the wardrobe. anyway, i survived it all, if anyone steals any of my life from me. i don't have a heart left to feel it on. only a blackned lump of callous.
that is why i'm indestructable, i've taken all the horror and waking/sleeping nightmares the world has thrown at me. and i'm still sane and standing (well, mostly) i still, right in the back of my mind fear what's around the corner, or behind the door. but i've braved the worst of it. THAT my friends is what makes Tom Milner indestructable.
COME AT ME WORLD. COME AT ME
i never really had a farther, he was lazy and abrasive and was eventually kicked out. that didn't do me any good, next there was the social hell of high school. and having the ONE girl i love being stolen from me by some ass****, broke my heart. then, i learnt of MLP. good, right?
not without it bad side, by that i mean the screwed up fanfic writers. read through ALL of them,
all the sex, gore and horror through my mind into reeling disarray. and ever since i've been fighting the everpresent waking nightmares, as well as the sleeping ones. haven't had a good night's sleep in months. whenever, i so much as lapse into daydream state, there's pinkamena diane pie standing over me, forcing me with an audible thud (at least to me) back to full consciousness, i simply can't face her, weaponless, half asleep and unknowing, well mostly that is. and not to mention the luna games and the dreamy rainbows. they knocked my aleady bleeding mind for six once more. more nightmares, more things to fear behind my cupboard door. my god, i'm 16 and i'm afraid of the monster in the wardrobe. anyway, i survived it all, if anyone steals any of my life from me. i don't have a heart left to feel it on. only a blackned lump of callous.
that is why i'm indestructable, i've taken all the horror and waking/sleeping nightmares the world has thrown at me. and i'm still sane and standing (well, mostly) i still, right in the back of my mind fear what's around the corner, or behind the door. but i've braved the worst of it. THAT my friends is what makes Tom Milner indestructable.
COME AT ME WORLD. COME AT ME
When I was 9 years old my, my sister Amanda, my dad, and a friend also named Amanda where riding our 4 wheels (my sis had my old 3 wheeler). It just so happens that the angry grasshoppers where out and one decided to land on my leg and start the nibbling. I try to get him off and end up driving my 4 wheeler on an embankment throwing me off in the path of the 4 wheeler as it is rolling down at me. I pull a matrix style move and barrel roll out of that big bastards way just barely making it. My sister also crashed at the same time because she was watching me....she hit pine tree sapling and ran herself over (she was fine). Anyway after I got up I just dusted myself off and helped get the 3 wheeler out of the hollow it fell into.
Wait, your friend got hit by a truck...while on foot...and the only people hurt were the people inside the truck?!Josh Horton said:
For my own response, I think I missed a grand total of less than 10 days of school over my entire school career. I've also had a total of 0 needles in me since I was an infant, never had any prescription drugs, and only took non-prescription drugs about 2-3 times since I was ~10. And another thing: whenever someone else sees me being hurt to any degree (e.g. tripping), they seem to grossly overreact ("OMG are you all right?!"). There was also this one time when I scraped my knee in gym class. Within minutes blood was trickling 3/4 of the way down to my foot, but it didn't hurt very much and I insisted on continuing to participate until the class was over.
On the flip-side, though, I once fractured my ankle and it took about 2.5 times as long to heal as it should have.
Ran into the street to stop a small child from being hit by a car. Ended up being spun by the car, as when I rugby tackled the kid out of the way, my feet didn't quite make it out of the path of the dozer. Tailspinning I slam into a power-post-thing right around my midsection, still holding onto the kid. I manage to roll so that I hit the ground first, kid lands on top of me unconscious, and I lay them down gently on the ground as I scoot out from under. Check to see if they're breathing, check for pulse, both seem ok (if a bit rapid) then stand up and walk out to pick up the kid's satchel. As I set the satchel down on the ground, I see a fairly sizable portion of my shirt still firmly attached to the power-post-thing. No scratches, no blood, no pain.
Until I sat down next to the kid to wait for the ambulance. Then I felt every last bump, scrape, rotation, and flip. Like someone was turning my bones inside out.
Until I sat down next to the kid to wait for the ambulance. Then I felt every last bump, scrape, rotation, and flip. Like someone was turning my bones inside out.
Yes, it's true but since the first statement does not hold the second does not either meaning that no proof has been offered.Stall said:
I would check to see if I'm invincible, but if I happen to not be and the check might kill me so I'm not going to.
In 4th grade I was skating on the canal in Ottawa (worlds longest skating rink ftw?) and I broke my leg by walking (?) on the side of the ice with my skates on, not even skating or at high speed or anything. (you know that children's saying about stepping on cracks? It won't break your mother's back, but it will lodge your foot in the ground tightly enough to snap your tibia when the forward momentum of your body wants you to fall...)
Last year I fainted from hitting my knee on the edge of a desk in class.
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong...
Last year I fainted from hitting my knee on the edge of a desk in class.
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong...
