You could try calling him: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn. Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn." It might be a bad idea if he's the kind who doesn't come until the third time you call, though.
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