Purps Does 'Couver

[PurpleRain]

This message was approved by WilsonCrazyface.

Greetings all you hollowed beings. I Sir Rainienstien 3rd will depart my burnt hairy shores as of tomorrow heading off to Vancouver Canada. With me, I shall take the Journal of a madman catalouging my adventures and daring escapes from the fuzz.

So to keep this forum and community related and somewhat more fun for you guys, I want you (don't hide behind that screen) to throw at me, Missions, Dares and other Stuff for me to try and achieve while I'm over there. I have two months, little cash, and don't exactly wanted to be booted outside the country, so I won't do anything too insane. Also, I won't exactly be going on any real road trips across the country so seeing sites may be out of it.

Other than that, I will be providing updates, entries and pixs so you know it really happend.

-The Purps.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Oh this is gonna be a fun thread, bookmarked!
Your image is broken by the way.
EDIT: Image was fixed as I posted

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh this is gonna be a fun thread, bookmarked!
Your image is broken by the way.

Fixed and done.

Yeah, I can see the overactive imagination of the Escapist at work, and me willing to do anything not meshing too well.

 

[ChocoCake]

I was going to suggest something involving saliva or the like, but I cannot think of any way that would not be deemed insane.

 

[jim_doki]

I dont know if it's still there, or even how close alberta is to vancoover, but if you get a chance, check out the Hart Family Dungeon. all the best pro wrestlers come out of there

 

[shatnershaman]

I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too.

 

[Radelaide]

snip!

You know you wanna take me with you!!! I don't take up much room and can be easily stored in a suitcase.

 

[PurpleRain]

I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

Doing it. Maybe not every sentence, but I will make fun of their speach impediements. You all sound funny!

Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too.

Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.

snip!

You know you wanna take me with you!!! I don't take up much room and can be easily stored in a suitcase.

Hmm, I guess I could cut you up pretty good. Just don't know how customes would view me carrying a suitcase full of ex-Radelaide around.

 

[Radelaide]

Hmm, I guess I could cut you up pretty good. Just don't know how customes would view me carrying a suitcase full of ex-Radelaide around.

Pfft, 'sif you'd cut this fabulous thing up? Just kinda go, "Dun worry, she's harmless. Moar my guard-Rad."

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Gonna visit anyone like Easykill or Larenxis while your up there?

 

[fix-the-spade]

Get yourself a Bicycle and head out to Mt. Fromme, see if you can persuade a local to show around the south slope, you may regret it but you won't forget it...

Also, play the piss of a Canadian game. Pick one person every day the attempt to wind them up, be they shop staff, a copper or even some guy in the street. It's way, way harder than it sounds. It's even harder the further you get from the centre of Vancouver.

Walk into any bar and shout "Kokanee Stinks!" as louds as you can. Then run.

 

[gamebrain89]

I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

Doing it. Maybe not every sentence, but I will make fun of their speach impediements. You all sound funny!

All the sterotypical Canadians I can think of only do that at the end of questions. Also, If you have to say "Z" say "zed" instead.

 

[Turkishchocolate]

Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it?

 

[PurpleRain]

Gonna visit anyone like Easykill or Larenxis while your up there?

Is Easykill a Vancouverite? I'm meeting up with Archy while I'm there, but the whole point of this travel is so I can meet up with Larenxis in the first place. Geeze, some stalker you guys make. You're supposed to know this info!

Walk into any bar and shout "Kokanee Stinks!" as louds as you can. Then run.

I'm insulting the Canucks while I'm there. That should do it I think. But be sure, once I wake up from hospital, I'll insult Kokanee too.

 

[josh797]

Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.

pix or it didnt happen! no seriously, for all these dares etc. we need pix purps. plz!!

 

[jim_doki]

say you're looking for someone, and hold up a postcard of the south park Celine Dion