Purps Does 'Couver

[Spartan Bannana]

I want that hat, dammit!

Heh, I have it.

That's one hell of a vacation, I envy you.
Then I remember that I am supposed to be anti-social, so I shut up and do my homework (this is a joke mind you).
Seriosuly, do you not have school?

I think he's in College. Maybe he's taking a break from his studies somehow.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:

Spoiler

If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit [http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/22/barbie.jpg] convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

 

[Fire Daemon]

Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:

Spoiler

If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit [http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/22/barbie.jpg] convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

Haven't you realised that both in the Pix Plz thread and this thread she's posted a picture of herself with a camera in front of her face. She is clearly some sort of camera maiden born with a camera on her face who's purpose in life is to photograph people, perhaps with the intention to steal either their souls, youth or maybe even their taste in clothing. Isn't it a little bit strange that they are both wearing red, hmmm?

Nah I'm just kidding. There hasn't been a camera maiden sighting since 1967. The zombie theory seems the most likely explanation.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:

Spoiler

If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit [http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/22/barbie.jpg] convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

Haven't you realised that both in the Pix Plz thread and this thread she's posted a picture of herself with a camera in front of her face. She is clearly some sort of camera maiden born with a camera on her face who's purpose in life is to photograph people, perhaps with the intention to steal either their souls, youth or maybe even their taste in clothing. Isn't it a little bit strange that they are both wearing red, hmmm?

Nah I'm just kidding. There hasn't been a camera maiden sighting since 1967. The zombie theory seems the most likely explanation.

Of course it is! This is the Escapist! Where the Zombie Theory isn't just a theory, it's a way of life!

 

[Berethond]

Of course! Get her!!!

I'll still play the organ at your wedding, obviously. Don't worry.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Shotgun cocking eh? (Oh god, what's happening to me?!)

So you want pics? I'll give you picks!

Ahh...

Soonish. I'll remind Larenxis. Meanwhile, my stay has been long and glorious, but I leave on the 27th which I'm afraid of. For the Escapist Wedding, I assume, once I'm back to my old (and when I say old, I mean it) PC, I'll fire something up.

Also, stay outta my booze ya mangy kids!

You bringing Larenxis back with you?

 

[Labyrinth]

Of course! Get her!!!

I'll still play the organ at your wedding, obviously. Don't worry.

And by organ, you mean ocarina, right?

 

[PurpleRain]

Cool. Nice attire, both of you. I want that hat, dammit!

Here's as good a place as any, does anyone know what exactly is happening with the election?

I contacted Mobius a little while back... he never replied.

I'd just like to put the arbitrary "Mrawrrrr" into this. That looks like a fun evening.

Red sexy dress. I couldn't rip my eyes from her.

Seriosuly, do you not have school?

I had college last year, but I gave that up to come see Larenxis. I'm giving it up permanently so I can live here.

Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:

Spoiler

If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit [http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/22/barbie.jpg] convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

(In placid voice) But why? What's wrong with the legless dead? Join us Bannana. You get to stay up late.

You bringing Larenxis back with you?

I wish. It's a tricky decision. I want to hack her up and take her with me, but that means I'll have to hack her up. Something I'm not too keen on.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I wish. It's a tricky decision. I want to hack her up and take her with me, but that means I'll have to hack her up. Something I'm not too keen on.

or you could... y'know... buy another ticket

 

[Fightgarr]

can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far?

A bit far. As far as I see, I'm only staying around the city, maybe venturing outside the limits every so often.

Also Niagra Falls and Vancouver are on opposite sides of the country. Canada is the second largest country (in terms of area) in the world.

 

[Labyrinth]

I wish. It's a tricky decision. I want to hack her up and take her with me, but that means I'll have to hack her up. Something I'm not too keen on.

or you could... y'know... buy another ticket

See, here was me thinking he'd be riding back on his magnificent steed, playing guitar, with a red-clad Larenxis clinging for dear life as they soar across the heavens. A pity that reality is so different to that.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Purple and Larenxis are both sexy geeks, I am jealous. That is also a truly bitchen suit that Purple is wearing.

 

[Hey Joe]

*Straightens tie*

Hmm, looks like I may have to make a sojourn to Vancouver in the near future

*dusts off the sexy suit of mega-smexiness, plus the hat of infinite awesomeness*

Oh, Purps, seriously dude, shave.

 

[Knight Templar]

Rain, are you ever not wearing a suit?

 

[Radelaide]

Aww, Purps, bring her home! We need more pale Aussies!

You look absolutely stunning in that dress, Larenxis. Even if you are CameraFace.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Of course! Get her!!!

I'll still play the organ at your wedding, obviously. Don't worry.

*Ahem* for the last time: THEY WILL BE ORPHAN ORGANS!

Rain, are you ever not wearing a suit?

Only when he devours children and puppies. Apparently even un-death didn't stop him from wearing one.

Oh, Purps, seriously dude, shave.

At least he doesn't have a caterpillar mustache. *Shudder*
And besideds, it makes him look rugged, like at any moment he will:

ride back on his magnificent steed, playing guitar, with a red-clad Larenxis clinging for dear life as they soar across the heavens. A pity that reality is so different to that.

 

[Larenxis]

So you wanna see a different angle of me, eh?

Spoiler: Muah-ha-ha! There are no legs in this either!

 

[Hey Joe]

So you wanna see a different angle of me, eh?

Now to stir the pot:

Do I sense the PITTER-PATTER OF TINY FEET?

 

[Larenxis]

Now to stir the pot:

Do I sense the PITTER-PATTER OF TINY FEET?

To someone without any legs you sure are insensitive.

Also, are you calling me fat?

 

[Brett Alex]

Now to stir the pot:

Do I sense the PITTER-PATTER OF TINY FEET?

To someone without any legs you sure are insensitive.

Also, are you calling me fat?

"OH NO HE DINT!!!"


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...shut up, shut up, don't judge me, you all wanted to say it as well.

To give this post at least an imitation of worth, based on Mobius' lack of appearances, should we at least consider the possibility of having to pass the election off to someone else?