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After I get past the rational block of "Why would I want to destroy the world, I mean where am I going to keep all my stuff then?", I would go for what I like to call the "pool table solution". I'd clonk Mars into Earth with the space equivalent of a cue, sending Earth right down into the corner pocket!....uehm, I mean, right into Sun. Or maybe towards the galactic core to get munched by some real black holes.
I'd slowly raise the planets temperature every day. I mean like .01 of a degree each day. So that way it would take a while, and no one would know it was me doing it. Then I'd start looting and rioting in the streets. Then I'd stop it right before it would be too much for the ecosystem to take. Once everyone thought it was over, bam 50 degrees hotter in an instant.
Zombie apocalypse. Because if we're gonna have an apocalypse, it may as well be a fun one[footnote]I mean, I think it's time to admit that the reason zombie movies are so popular is we all know just how much fun it would be to be a survivor. Can you say the bikers from the end of Dawn of the Dead? Heck, even the main cast lived like kings while it lasted.[/footnote].
You... YOU MONSTER!DoPo said:
I'd destroy the world with natural disasters. I shall sit in my volcano lair, laughing my socks off until I forget where I am and press the 'activate volcano' button.
Just have everyone bury their heads in the sand and launch each nuke still available.
or more fun i suppose is a full scale world wide battle royale, no one is too young/old to compete, fight to the death and the winner gets it all.
or more fun i suppose is a full scale world wide battle royale, no one is too young/old to compete, fight to the death and the winner gets it all.
myo ldest destruction ogf the world motive springs from rain floods. spawn water, slowly, over time, raising water levels every day by around 1 CM till in couple years everything but the mountains would be underwater. wait thats laready happening but slower. damn.
The ability to absorb power and knowledge of antoher person by killing him has been invented. if you kill a person you will get all his knowledge and all his physical strenght added to yours. it would not take long till there would be 1 person the strenght of 7 billions. no more humanity.
a good way would also be to see a massive plague play out, with zombie like elements or without.
there are plenty plenty ways i would love watching the world end.
The ability to absorb power and knowledge of antoher person by killing him has been invented. if you kill a person you will get all his knowledge and all his physical strenght added to yours. it would not take long till there would be 1 person the strenght of 7 billions. no more humanity.
a good way would also be to see a massive plague play out, with zombie like elements or without.
there are plenty plenty ways i would love watching the world end.
With a Vogon constructor fleet, to make way for an interstellar bypass through the solar system.
I'd make it rain thousands of pianos.
I've always found the idea of a piano falling from a great height and landing on someone to be strangely hilarious.
I've always found the idea of a piano falling from a great height and landing on someone to be strangely hilarious.
I would turn everyone except myself into pomeranians and spend the last of my days surrounded by adorable puppies. Then leave them to ravage the Earth.
I pressed it, nothing hap- OH GOD WHY!!?? MAKE IT STOP!JoJo said:Huh, I thought this thread would be about this special red button:
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