Put up your dukes Escapists! Can you fight?

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Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
Oh.
That makes sense I guess.

Some would argue it's TOO MUCH percentage.
Also people are going to look at you no matter what - admittedly, how they do so may vary.
The really sad thing is is that some of he girls are really nice on their own.

Well, boo them.
...I don't like people looking at me, it makes me paranoid.
 

Kuchinawa212

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I can poke a man's eyeballs out with my thumbs. And I know how to hurt someone if it ever came to that.

Do I have to guts to do it? Nope never.
 

Turing

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I'm not much of a fighter, but I'm a pretty good dodger and have sidestep-and-grappled my way out of several drunken brawls.
I don't think I've ever hit anyone with a kick or punch, or tried for that matter, but I suppose if you can hold off your opponent until he abandons the fight without landing a single punch, that counts as a win :)
 

Panzer_God

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When it comes to fighting, Martial Arts don't do jack. I'm a blackbelt in Tae-Kwon-Do and when I got in fights, all the training went out the window. Street Fighting is way to fast-paced for martial arts to do any good.
 

Legion

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MaxTheReaper said:
Machines Are Us said:
I can usually talk myself out of those kinds of thing anyway.
You get more XP for kicking ass.
Yes, but blood stains are pesky to get out of clothing.
Hiding bodies takes time and effort.
 

DementedMonkeez

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I took Tae Kwon Do for a number of years but found that in actual situations I resort to street style fighting. It's more of a brawling style. I was notorious at parties for wrestling people to the ground choking them out, and then beating their unconscious body. I'm not very nice when I get mad.
 

Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
Mob mentality.
People are more likely to perform illegal activities when in large groups because they don't think they'll get caught.

Similarly, kids are more likely to be dicks because they don't think they'll be caught and because they play off of eachother, the obnoxious little...dicks.
Dickery everywhere!

Oh burn.
They probably just think you are pretty or whatever.
Chillax, dude.
It's stupid.
Trying to impress each other with how much of a ***** they can be.

I don't care what they think, I don't like people looking at me.
 

Jibblejab

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I have been doing Karate since i was 5 and hope to attain my black belt at the end of this year (im 13 atm)
 

xxnightlawxx

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dontworryaboutit said:
Yes. I'm a second degree blackbelt in Taekwondo, but that's not my point. I think to disable. The sooner the fight is over, the less likely a serious injury will occur.

Use the environment.
This, except the black belt.
 

Legion

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MaxTheReaper said:
Machines Are Us said:
Yes, but blood stains are pesky to get out of clothing.
Hiding bodies takes time and effort.
Chop up bodies.
Throw in ocean.
Sadly I am not a Forensic Investigator in Miami who owns a boat.

I do have a lot of rivers near me... hmmm...
 

youkiri

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I have adopted a very spesific style of fighting, I call it "A kick to the balls and run like a girl"
 

nimbylive

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I have/still train(ed) in Kempo for about 12 years now. It is a very defense minded art that more about destroying what your opponent gives than simply going after them. I have hit hard and been hit very hard, but always in a ring. I am not really into street fights or bar-brawls or whatever. There are too many cheap ways to get hit and too many people out there that can sue you.
 

Lord Beautiful

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My fighting situation takes a little while to explain. My brother (Tae Kwon Do expert) and my dad (all-around badass, apparently) taught me a few maneuvers, but nothing really acrobatic and stylish. However, at a young age, I took a liking to sword-fighting, as my brother bought a couple of bamboo swords and taught me a few basics (basic blocks) for little giggles. From there, I went on to develop my own style over the years, one that complimented my strengths and range of motion. It turned out to be so effective that after a while, I surpassed my brother.

In more recent years, I took basic patterns from my sword style and tried to translate it to a hand-to-hand format. This has resulted in a style that seems to be a sort of semi-disciplined mixture of Muay Thai and Karate. Unfortunately, I don't know if these techniques actually work, being that I haven't had the opportunity to use them in a real fight.

So can I defend myself? Possibly. However, though it might be arrogance that fuels this answer, I think the answer is more likely "yes" than "no," considering the state of mind that comes over me when I am thoroughly convinced I'm going to have to fight.
 

Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
"Are you, lookin' at me?"
"Are you, lookin' at me?"
Heee.

I am going to pay a crowd of people to stare and whistle at you.
Because I am all about being a horrible, horrible jerk.
Please don't, I'd probably have a panic attack.
 

Radeonx

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Im not trained in any fighting style, but I'm fairly talented at using my size (6'6'' and muscular build I like to think) to my advantage. I have a pretty good right hook. Thoughout Junior High most fights I got into involved grating faces along lockers, compared to now, where I fight less dirty.