quest for the original troll

[KILGAZOR]

The first troll ever was a snake. It tricked this chick into eating some sort of fruit she was told not to by her employer. When she got fired the snake was all like, "You mad bro?" And while it was twisting and contorting it's limbs in typical troll fashion to become even more awesome, said employer smote that snake taking away it's sweet limbs. But it was cool because the snake was all like, "Now I can bend my back like this! U Jelly?"
And thus the troll was born.
First internet troll eh................. That's a doozy. Maybe the guy who programmed the "Press Any Key To Continue".

"Where's the any key?"
"You mad bro?"

If you believe in Genesis, I think Satan trolled God pretty hard with that apple fiasco.

I have been epic ninja'd

U mad bro?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

ok lets clarify, im interested on who the original internet troll is.

If I may ask, what if this "Original Troll" was in a Chatroom of some sorts?

If such a thing were too be true then it would be impossible to confirm as proof would be nigh impossible to find, unless people were saving all the messages of every Chatroom and later on copying/uploading/printing them.

Do to this possibility, along with other various places the "Origin Troll" could have made its appearance, it's mostly, if not entirely, impossible to find it I'm afraid, let alone to confirm it.

There's the minor but still existent possibility of multiple people performing the first act of Trolling at the same time in different places.

I suggest you and your friends find a different way to spend your time such as learning/perfecting a skill or finding a nice Book to curl up with, but however you all wish to spend your collective time are up to you and your friends.

Should you choose to continue in this endeavour, I wish you all the best of luck.