Question of the Day, August 22, 2010

[Jared]

Mr.Church...because, its Bruce Willis and we all know what he can do!

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Trick question: Gary Busey.

Jason Statham, though. Love me some Crank.

 

[imnot]

is it bad that i have only heard of like 2 of these? i'll go wuth Arnie just to be sure, although Ying Yang sounds good.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Two words:

Ram Bo

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Jason Statham (AKA hottest man on the fucking planet), for sure. Hell, even if we lost the fight, a steamy Hollywood sex scene couldn't be too far behind, right?

 

[Calico93]

Jason Statham
Because I'm English and I love Lock Stock and Snatch

 

[ultimateownage]

Arnold, because no matter what no bullet will ever hit him, and his bullets will always hit the enemies. Jet Li, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis would be cool too.

Actually, scratch that. Mr T. Because Mr T always wins.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Stone Cold. Screw the fighting, let's drink!

What?

I said, Austin 3:16 says LET'S DRINK!

 

[dragonslayer32]

It has to be Jason Statham. That guy is pure awesome. I fight for a hobby but I sure as hell wouldn't like to fight him.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Jason Statham, he seems like the one that would do most damage in a real fight..

Or maybe steve stone cold austin.. Have to be one of those..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jet Li, obviously. That guy can open a can of whoop ass on most people.

[sub][sub][sub]I wonder if this was planned before Moviebob dissed the entire movie?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[soren7550]

Who the hell came up with these character names?

And can I vote Chuck Norris?

 

[duchaked]

Jet Li would kick ass and take names easily...

 

[Jamash]

None of the above.

I'd pick Randy Couture (Toll Road), since he's the only Expendables star I've seen have a real fight, and he's pretty good at it, which seems to be most important quality when having your back in a brawl.

When a real brawl breaks out, it doesn't matter what a person's choreographed character has done in films, there's no director or re-takes in a fight, so in the spirit of self-preservation I'd pick the only Expendables star who's proven themselves to me, Randy Couture.

 

[The Chemist]

None of the above.

I'd pick Randy Couture (Toll Road), since he's the only Expendables star I've seen have a real fight, and he's pretty good at it, which seems to be most important quality when having your back in a brawl.

When a real brawl breaks out, it doesn't matter what a person's choreographed character has done in films, there's no director or re-takes in a fight, so in the spirit of self-preservation I'd pick the only Expendables star who's proven themselves to me, Randy Couture.

THANK YOU! one of the only people in here with some sense. Randy is the only one who actively fights for a living and is known to be good at it. (can't wait to see him knock some sense into James Toney this Saturday)

 

[Baconmonster723]

Who the hell came up with these character names?

And can I vote Chuck Norris?

Stallone came up with them. When he was using his crayons to color his coloring books. Don't get me wrong Stallone's a good guy I mean he was Rocky. But it seems like he created the script with a panel of 3rd graders.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Mickey Rourke.
Why?
His facial expressions alone can snap your back in two with their manliness.

QFT, Mickey Rourke is the most badassest of badasses to ever grace the kingdom of badassery with his presence. And he can act, which is more that can be said for most of the others.
And since this is about who would get your back in a fight, he used to box.