Question of the Day, June 24, 2010

[cellorob]

Larry Laffer, the eponymous protagonist of the Leisure Suit Larry games. Is there anyone else whose sole purpose in a game situation is to get the ladies?

 

[ottenni]

Solid Snake.

[small]He's always up in some box[/small]

Oh snap!

+1000 internet to you good sir.

 

[ultrachicken]

Mario?
As far as I know, short, fat plumbers aren't popular among the ladies.

 

[Srdjan]

Most definetly Nathen, Mario is a plumber, Niko is too serious, Link is too metro, Solid is too old.

And assholes always win a girls, so Nathen is perfect.

 

[Snowpact]

Chuck Norris gets all the ladies before any of the given options get some.

end thread.

 

[ineedscissors]

Of all those options, only Snake and Niko have ever had love scenes, proving that they can actually seal the deal with the ladies. And since Snake got more votes than Niko, I'd say he wins.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

In those listed, I would probably try to hump Solid Snake if I ever seen him, or a conspicuously agile box moving around. I would jump, undoing my pants and taking off my shirt, and yell:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh god yes. Snake is the man. That body, that voice... the boxes. It's enough to ruin a girl for any other video game.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

In those listed, I would probably try to hump Solid Snake if I ever seen him, or a conspicuously agile box moving around. I would jump, undoing my pants and taking off my shirt, and yell:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh god yes. Snake is the man. That body, that voice... the boxes. It's enough to ruin a girl for any other video game.

Haha, yeah he probably gets the most. If they found a real good actor for Snake in real life, he'd probably be stalked. xD

Have you ever gotten a really good look at David Hayter? He's close enough in the dark. Mmmmmmm.

 

[Mjolnir36]

Duke Motherfucking Nukem.