Question.

[SimuLord]

C) Suicide. Because having my fingers turn into sausages would be the death of my career because it's hard to use Excel with sausage fingers (literal ones at least---my stubby mitts are another matter) and sweating mayo would be VERY bad for business networking, ensuring I'd have to be a hobbit in a hole and probably live in a meat locker. And sex would be out of the question---at least good sex would.

So I'd just kill myself.

 

[viranimus]

Edit.. wait.. if you take a nibble from the fingers do they grow back?

Nope, And it will hurt like a motherfu**er. REALLY, try nibbling your finger.

Well being undead by nature thats nothing new.. Im still up for it. I was just hoping for a little better ratio on the risk vs reward scale.

 

[Leole]

Have you been watching Invader Zim by any chance? This seems like the kind of absurdity you'd find on that show.

I must say, I really loved that show, It escapes me (LOL, THE NAME OF THE FORUM, HAHA) how the hell that magnificent show was cancelled, maybe because it was meant to be for children when it OBVIOUSLY had mature content. But, I didn't got the idea from the show, it probably had an influence, though.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

B)

It would be disgusting, but I need my fingers...

 

[teutonicman]

OH wow! They both suck so much. I'm going to have to go with the mayonnaise option because I'm quite sure I'd end up with no finger by the end of the week if they were sausages. Besides showers will wash my man mayo off.

 

[Devil's Due]

C) Suicide. Because having my fingers turn into sausages would be the death of my career because it's hard to use Excel with sausage fingers (literal ones at least---my stubby mitts are another matter) and sweating mayo would be VERY bad for business networking, ensuring I'd have to be a hobbit in a hole and probably live in a meat locker. And sex would be out of the question---at least good sex would.

So I'd just kill myself.

Probably this, though for the sake of the thread I'd pick B, since it'd be an odd suicide trying to shoot yourself with sausages for fingers. Hell, I doubt I'd be able to even pull the trigger with fingers like that! And I dislike mayo!

 

[Runswithscissors]

Hmm, plan B. Despite the opportunity to play the Benny Hill theme whilst running down the streets with slavering dogs after your meaty, finger lickin'...fingers.
Actually, I changed my mind. Pun...too...strong...
...they're after me lucky arms.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I will wait forever to choose >=3