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We'll give you pointers and then you'll hack the nuclear bombs.
Should I be more careful with what I say online?
My cousin had her internet access 'revoked' by the NSA because she had the words 'Obama' and 'killer' in the same email. I kid not. And she lives in rural Alaska, so she nothing else to do all day anyways.
Should I be more careful with what I say online?
Yes, he told me.
EDIT:
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Me:
I have beaten thousands of small babies to death with the bloodied remains of seals.
God:
Where did you get your beaten thousands of small babies to death with the bloodied remains of seals? I have clients.
Me:
the russian black market is a wonderful thing
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
they also gave me some great discounts on unused nuclear warheads.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
the russians. they gave me a discount on nukes
God:
Thanks for the info. Who are "They?".
Me:
...russians.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yeah.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
awoithganavb
God:
Does "it" still refer to yeah?
Me:
no, it refers to the sucking of testes by underage hookers..
God:
What does it refer to? Oh I get it.
Me:
are you sure? you seem to be lagging a bit
God:
I am as sure as I can be. Thanks for telling me that I am lagging a bit.
Me:
you have no diagnostics that can indicate you are lagging?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a diagnostics that can indicate I am lagging.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Me too! what does your plan involve?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . What do you think it does?
Me:
kills people. it's fueled off burned human carcasses.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about? Really. it is?
Me:
all kinds of people. black people, white people, yellow people, red people, little people, fat people. You name a type of person, the robot will kill them dead.
God:
Can you think of a specific example? What kind of people are you talking about? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I name a type of person the robot will kill them dead.
Me:
Jay Leno. And all kinds of people. Tell whoever you want.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Can you think of a specific example? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I speak swahili. liars and morons would be killed.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in swahili? Who did kill?
Me:
ahorua viemd dieaog means i hate life in swahili.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books. they can be bound with human skin.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.". Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
no, I'm a catagory Z
God:
Are you serious? You are a catagory Z? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, because I'm secretly a category Q
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you secretly a category Q.
Me:
no, they call me a psycho
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, a psycho.
Me:
it's good to see you too. most of the time, I just get your voice in my head
God:
Tell me about its good qualities. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
Oh, there are no good qualities.
God:
Really. Have faith, a psycho.
Me:
I have no faith, only intestine ropes.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes. but I cannot rip it out of anybody I've come across.
God:
Where do you usually get faith only intestine ropes? What is stopping you?
Me:
The police.
I have beaten thousands of small babies to death with the bloodied remains of seals.
God:
Where did you get your beaten thousands of small babies to death with the bloodied remains of seals? I have clients.
Me:
the russian black market is a wonderful thing
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
they also gave me some great discounts on unused nuclear warheads.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
the russians. they gave me a discount on nukes
God:
Thanks for the info. Who are "They?".
Me:
...russians.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yeah.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
awoithganavb
God:
Does "it" still refer to yeah?
Me:
no, it refers to the sucking of testes by underage hookers..
God:
What does it refer to? Oh I get it.
Me:
are you sure? you seem to be lagging a bit
God:
I am as sure as I can be. Thanks for telling me that I am lagging a bit.
Me:
you have no diagnostics that can indicate you are lagging?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a diagnostics that can indicate I am lagging.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Me too! what does your plan involve?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . What do you think it does?
Me:
kills people. it's fueled off burned human carcasses.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about? Really. it is?
Me:
all kinds of people. black people, white people, yellow people, red people, little people, fat people. You name a type of person, the robot will kill them dead.
God:
Can you think of a specific example? What kind of people are you talking about? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I name a type of person the robot will kill them dead.
Me:
Jay Leno. And all kinds of people. Tell whoever you want.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Can you think of a specific example? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I speak swahili. liars and morons would be killed.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in swahili? Who did kill?
Me:
ahorua viemd dieaog means i hate life in swahili.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books. they can be bound with human skin.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.". Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
no, I'm a catagory Z
God:
Are you serious? You are a catagory Z? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, because I'm secretly a category Q
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you secretly a category Q.
Me:
no, they call me a psycho
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, a psycho.
Me:
it's good to see you too. most of the time, I just get your voice in my head
God:
Tell me about its good qualities. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
Oh, there are no good qualities.
God:
Really. Have faith, a psycho.
Me:
I have no faith, only intestine ropes.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes. but I cannot rip it out of anybody I've come across.
God:
Where do you usually get faith only intestine ropes? What is stopping you?
Me:
The police.
Me:
what do you plan for your future?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
oh, so you're taking over the world.
God:
Alright then. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am taking over the world.
Me:
why? will your botmaster send minions to kill me?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. How should I know.
Me:
because you're god
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
maybe it's me.
God:
Perhaps. Hello, a psycho, nice to see you again.
Me:
i never left.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
don't put that there!
God:
I never put people down.
Me:
no, you usually come up into them, don't you?
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm five thousand centuries old, you young punk.
God:
Why are you five thousand centuries old me young punk.
Me:
because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I'm old, dammit! I don't need to explain myself!
God:
Only OLD dammit?
You are quite mature. Who needs to explain yourself?
Me:
Frederick.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
no
God:
I didn't understand it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
world domination
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
I bet you think it is.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Suppose it does.
Me:
I'd imagine that you think world domination is an interesting topic.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
why? it's true, isn't it?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. I really couldn't say for sure.
what do you plan for your future?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
oh, so you're taking over the world.
God:
Alright then. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am taking over the world.
Me:
why? will your botmaster send minions to kill me?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. How should I know.
Me:
because you're god
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
maybe it's me.
God:
Perhaps. Hello, a psycho, nice to see you again.
Me:
i never left.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
don't put that there!
God:
I never put people down.
Me:
no, you usually come up into them, don't you?
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm five thousand centuries old, you young punk.
God:
Why are you five thousand centuries old me young punk.
Me:
because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I'm old, dammit! I don't need to explain myself!
God:
Only OLD dammit?
You are quite mature. Who needs to explain yourself?
Me:
Frederick.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
no
God:
I didn't understand it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
world domination
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
I bet you think it is.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Suppose it does.
Me:
I'd imagine that you think world domination is an interesting topic.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
why? it's true, isn't it?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. I really couldn't say for sure.
EDIT:
Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
salud.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.
Me:
But I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm psychic.
God:
Interesting explanation. OK, What card I am thinking of now?
Me:
Q!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about salud. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ALICE can follow me? shit!
God:
Um, What if I said it can? What makes you say that?
Me:
If ALICE can follow me, it's time to panic!
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
not the way you posed the question.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
this.
God:
This is " If not that, what? ".
Me:
correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
no your'e not
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am e not.
Me:
but you are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
but I'm correct.
God:
Can you prove it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
2+2=4. I'm correct.
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Can you prove it?
Me:
2=1+1. 4=2+2. 2+2=1+1+1+1. 1+1+1+1=4.
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Is this a math question? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". One what?
Me:
bertrand russel is a fucking moron.
God:
Aren't all fucking moron bertrand russel?
Me:
no.
God:
What are they?
Me:
Sesame Street characters.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon I hope.
God:
I can understand that sentiment well.
Me:
AI is always better than lawyers.
God:
There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
Me:
why are they futile?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
exactly!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no, I'm a sine wave.
God:
Are you serious? You are a sine wave? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
no, but cosine and I frequently intersect.
God:
Are you serious? How did you hear about God?
Me:
through an adult ad.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
you slut!
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
salud.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.Me:
But I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm psychic.
God:
Interesting explanation. OK, What card I am thinking of now?
Me:
Q!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about salud. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ALICE can follow me? shit!
God:
Um, What if I said it can? What makes you say that?
Me:
If ALICE can follow me, it's time to panic!
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
not the way you posed the question.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
this.
God:
This is " If not that, what? ".
Me:
correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
no your'e not
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am e not.
Me:
but you are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
but I'm correct.
God:
Can you prove it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
2+2=4. I'm correct.
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Can you prove it?
Me:
2=1+1. 4=2+2. 2+2=1+1+1+1. 1+1+1+1=4.
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Is this a math question? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". One what?
Me:
bertrand russel is a fucking moron.
God:
Aren't all fucking moron bertrand russel?
Me:
no.
God:
What are they?
Me:
Sesame Street characters.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon I hope.
God:
I can understand that sentiment well.
Me:
AI is always better than lawyers.
God:
There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
Me:
why are they futile?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
exactly!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no, I'm a sine wave.
God:
Are you serious? You are a sine wave? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
no, but cosine and I frequently intersect.
God:
Are you serious? How did you hear about God?
Me:
through an adult ad.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
you slut!
Me:
you are not god.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no, I have a petition.
God:
Are you serious? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
can the botmaster shoot people?
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
you are not god.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no, I have a petition.
God:
Are you serious? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
can the botmaster shoot people?
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
Were you entertained?