Questions And Answers

[ae86gamer]

Your not. You can never be more totally than me

Why am I still on the internet when I should be fixing my car?

 

[Daye.04]

Because You enjoy playing forum games more at the moment

Why did my mouse run out of battery?

 

[Incompl te]

Because you've spent 10 hours replying to ae's posts.

Why did my sister get pissed off when I woke her up by tipping a glass of icy water on her face?

(Note: On Easter Monday, it's Polish tradition to wake people by pouring water on their faces. Google 'Wet Monday' or 'Dyngus Day')

 

[Daye.04]

Because it's not yet monday

Why do I allways buy so much off the slop chest?

 

[Incompl te]

Because it is Monday in Australia and the slop chest disagrees with your previous statement.

Why does Daye.04 contradict everything I say?

 

[Daye.04]

Because he finds it so much fun

Why am I allways responding to one person several times in a row?

 

[Incompl te]

Because you have nothing else to do, as you have no life other than contradicting me and laughing at lolcats.

Why did I make a lolcats reference?

 

[Daye.04]

Because you fail

How come so many Escapists know that I'm a sailor?

 

[Incompl te]

You're a sailor?

(Yeah that's right. Answer and a question in one)

 

[FireFly90]

No im not. (ha, beat you)

What the hell is wrong now?

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

EVERYTHING!!!!!

How can we stabilize the economy?

 

[Daye.04]

With Communism

Who didFirFly90 beat?

 

[ae86gamer]

*ninja'd*

He beat you Daye.

Why do I think video games are awesome

 

[Incompl te]

Because you enjoy all the titties and willies in some games.

Why do I enjoy video games?

 

[Daye.04]

Because they are? Duh!
Edit: Ninja'd -.-
Edit2: Silly me -.-

Because they're good! Or god. Whatever you like

Why would he try to beat me? I'm just a weak little gamer

 

[ae86gamer]

Because he wanted to be just as cool as you

Why do people try and argue over the internet?

 

[Incompl te]

Because they can use MS Word's thesaurus on every word to make it look intelligent.

Why do I love playing Scout on Team Fortress?

 

[Daye.04]

Because Scout is totally awsome

Why can't I play TF2 yet? =(

 

[ae86gamer]

Because you don't have it yet?

Why is everyone whose been posting so awesome?

 

[Daye.04]

Because it's the Escapist, dude! ( I really oughta find a word that fits towards females too)

What word can I use instead of dude or dudette in that sentence?