Questions And Answers

[Mookie_Magnus]

Because no one made toilets for them and they are angry...

Why do children annoy me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because they are small and inherently useless.

Why do people refuse to recognize my authority no matter how vigorously I beat them?

 

[traceur_]

because you're high and don't realise you're beating them with a teddy bear.

why does star trek still exist?

 

[Neonbob]

Because of fond memories of Spock.

Why does running over someone a second time not feel as satisfying as the first?

 

[Incompl te]

Because you don't hear them scream...

Why is it fun to feed seagulls a mixture of hot chips and Panadol?

 

[terribleyetfun]

because explosions are fun!!!

why are explosions fun.

 

[Incompl te]

Because you can explode seagulls!

What is terrible yet fun?

 

[Kstreitenfeld]

Seal clubbing!

Why do video game movies suck?

 

[NeoAC]

Because the video game industry doesn't want you watching their movies, they want you paying for their games so they can get the money. It's all a conspiracy man!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Bertruam]

Right next to Waldo. Too bad we cant find him either.

What if you had venomous spines?

 

[Incompl te]

You would have he ability to poison anyone you want on queue. Good party trick too.

What If toast was not delicious?

 

[EndlessMayhem]

Then we would be stuck with plain old uncooked bread but we would have to harvest it from the legendary Bread trees in Hallway number 67 as we are all out down at the speaker mart. No one would use toasters and as we didnt need to spend so much time toasting bread we would have more time to perfect our knowledge on the colour grue.

When is it time for breakfast?

 

[DoW Lowen]

Normally around 10am... not for you though. Never. That's because you have AIDS.

Why do my shoulders ache?

 

[Incompl te]

Because they're trying to run away and join the Army.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[Inverse Skies]

Whole bread, duh!

Why are dogs 'mans best friend?'

 

[prinxess]

Because us men have no other best friends.

Why do I hate cats?

 

[Neonbob]

Because they don't always land on their feet. At least, not if you throw them.

Why can't you will people into choking themselves?

 

[P1p3s]

because women already had diamonds, cats, chocolate, shopping, shoes, TV, sappy movies & each other (plus their mums) so that's all was left (well there was chuck norris - but he didn't want the job)

Why isn't it easy being green?

EDIT - NINJA'd my answer was for the dogs best friend thing - doh

 

[Neonbob]

Because you can't be seen on cameras.

Why is the world round?

 

[WheresMyCow]

Because in reality, it's just a colossal ping pong ball the two giant aliens are hitting back and forth.

Why is pie delicious?