Questions And Answers

[Berethond]

Me.

Or do you mean besides myself?

 

[Neonbob]

Not really. True psychos always count themselves.

Why haven't we gotten off track in this thread?

 

[Berethond]

Because we rock.

Why do we rock?

 

[NeoAC]

Because we are showing some remarkable kind of restraint I guess.

Blair's Death Rain Chips make my mouth burn for hours, so why do I keep buying them?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you love them too much to stop.

Why does Stride have such long, annoying commercials?

 

[Berethond]

Because they suck.

What should I ask?

 

[Neonbob]

What the owner of an alligator farm calls his workplace accidents.

Who falls for those stupid "you won" popups?

 

[Berethond]

Stupid people.

What does the owner of an alligator farm call his workplace accidents?

 

[Neonbob]

Discount amputations.

How 'bout that?

 

[Berethond]

ummmmmmm...........

mehhhhhhhh?

 

[Neonbob]

Alright. I see how it is.

Do you?

 

[Berethond]

Yes. Hence the giant eye avatar. Seeing things the way they really are is my 'special gift', if you will.

Will you?

 

[Neonbob]

Eventually. And then the world!

Are you still glad to be here?

 

[Berethond]

No.

Why won't I DIE already?

 

[Neonbob]

Because the will to live is too strong.

Am I going to find a leprechaun?

 

[NeoAC]

Not unless you have Colin Farrell's address.

What am I going to do about my brother's WoW addiction?

 

[Neonbob]

Smack him until he associates pain with WoW!

How long do you think that will take?

 

[terribleyetfun]

about 2 hours give or take really depends on the amount of pain you use I recommend car batteries

because I know that does that make me a horrible person.

 

[Neonbob]

Nope! It makes you an experienced person.

Is this creepy?

Spoiler

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Yes it is. How did you get a picture of me onto the internet?