Questions And Answers

[Komus]

Ninjas.

What currency do ninjas use anyway?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Children's teeth!

Why do children need teeth?

 

[ae86gamer]

To eat.

Why do dogs bark?

 

[Berethond]

Because they hate me.

Why are sandwiches so delicious?

 

[Incompl te]

Because they are filled with goodness

Why is that sandwich above me specifically delicious...?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because its edible cardboard.

Where did everyone go?

 

[Incompl te]

I don't know...

Why was I forced to ressurect this thread :'(?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because everyone left.

Are sad that no one but us are posting?

 

[Incompl te]

Yes. Yes I is sad.

Spoiler: Why does no one like Warren?

Hes so sad now...

 

[ae86gamer]

Thats just creepy.

Why did you post a picture that will give me nightmares?

 

[d_str1fe]

No likes warren because bunnies live in him.

How many pages is the longest thread ever on the escapist?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Too many...

What is the 10th digit of pi?

 

[NeoAC]

Does it matter? Math sucks! One in 10 shot so I'll say 6.

How long can you eat popcorn after you bring it home from the movie theater?

 

[cptjack42]

Forever and ever and ever.

Why can't I get to sleep?


Ps. 3.141592654

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Because you are posting on a thread.

Should I go to sleep?

 

[NeoAC]

Nah, sleep is for quitters, since you're quitting on the day.

Why is my stomach hurting?

 

[Incompl te]

Because you ate an eggnog molotov. and you didn't give me a hug when I asked you to.

Is '' a sad face or a pair of sunglasses dipped in ice cream which is being mauled by a rabid mouse on a hill made of jellybeans; the jellybeans being made of dragon tears and the dragon tears coming from the dragons sad face which looks like this ''?

 

[Daye.04]

It's a sad face. Also you think too much

Why does Dkozza think too much?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because he's awesome.

Where are the original posters?

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Original posters are like bees; They die when they sting. But in the OP's case they die when they start a thread.

should I be Firin mah lazor?