Questions And Answers

[Bootkiller]

Yes, yes they did. Happens a lot.

...Why can't I think of a question?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because your looking at the pie that I have in my hand.

Would you like some free money?

 

[Berethond]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

She's not going to give me any, is she?

 

[ae86gamer]

No. But the reason is a good one, I'm broke.

How are we gonna take over the world if we have no money?

 

[Berethond]

We're gonna steal the Palace of Versailles.

What is this 'we' again?

 

[ae86gamer]

Duh. You are going to help me take over the world.

If Berethond refuses to help me take over the world should I send the newts after him?

 

[Berethond]

No. I will help you take over the world.

How are we gonna split it up after we win?

 

[ae86gamer]

You get France. I get the rest of the world.

Any objections?

 

[Incompl te]

Yes. I want a share of the world too.

What share will i get ae?

 

[Berethond]

You can have the polar region in between Canada and central Russia.

Are you kidding? I do half the work, I get half the booty.

 

[Neonbob]

Nope, you get half the haul. If you want half an ass, go ahead.

What did I miss?

 

[Incompl te]

A scheme to take over the world, and zombies in your garden.

Why did i just accidentally cut myself with some scissors, on my wrist?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you're secretly emo, and as such, mush be cured with direct injections of candy, sunshine, and a pint of Miley Cyrus' blood.

Shoot, does anyone know how to get blood stains out of a carpet?

 

[LockHeart]

Bicarbonate of soda! At least, that's what I hear is helpful...

Are people suspicious now?

 

[Incompl te]

About me being emo, neo ac being a serial killer, or lockheart being neoac's sidekick in crime?

(question and answer in one )

 

[terribleyetfun]

no nobody suspects anything and if the police show up outside your house neoac ignore them they mean you no harm.

if I combined a velociraptor, a grizzly bear and a shark what would happen

 

[LockHeart]

You'd end up with a rival to Chuck Norris.

What would happen if they fought?

 

[Neonbob]

Chuck would be devoured. There. I said it. Chuck Norris loses. There.

Who is your internet idol now?

 

[LockHeart]

I idolise the internet itself, seeing it as the epitomy of human expression.

Does porn count as expression?

 

[Neonbob]

Barely.

What would you like to get paid to study?