Questions And Answers

[ae86gamer]

drifting.

Why do people fight?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it's a quick way to answer the question "who is right?"

Why am I uncomfortable right now?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because your sitting on a penguin and not your chair.

Why are you sitting on a penguin?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I thought it would be more comfy than it's turning out to be.

What should I do with this penguin now?

 

[ae86gamer]

Sell it.

How much would you sell it for?

 

[Neonbob]

$1,300. Somebody out there would buy it.

Would that be you?

 

[LockHeart]

Of course!

What should I do with it?

 

[ae86gamer]

Sell it. Maybe you can get even more money for it.

Do you want a monkey?

 

[Neonbob]

Hells yes! A small one that I can train to fetch stuff for me!

Are you original?

 

[ae86gamer]

Yes. As far as I know.

Who wants a high five?

 

[Neonbob]

Sure. One sec...nope! You were made in Antarctica.

Where do you never want to go?

 

[ae86gamer]

I never want to go to Ohio. Seems boring.

Would you like to go to the zoo?

 

[Neonbob]

Meh. Not really.

Would you like to go to see a robot fight?

 

[ae86gamer]

Depends.

Are they the lame little robots or are they SUPER GIANT MECHS?

 

[LockHeart]

Super giant mechs, naturally.

Is bird the word?

 

[Neonbob]

No, oggalyboogalybango is the word.

What is the best kind of pet?

 

[LockHeart]

Dogs!

What's the worst kind of pet?

 

[Rex1691]

Probably an Elephant.

Would anyone out there seriously get an elephant?

 

[Incompl te]

Bart Simpson from the Simpsons did, and he named it Stampy as I recall...

How do I remember such absurd things?