Questions And Answers

[NeoAC]

Because you're dreaming Magnus. Now wake up dammit!

Why won't Magnus wake up?

 

[cptjack42]

Because he's dead...

How did Magnus die?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

From sword wounds... But I was revived because I had a Phoenix Down.

How did I get this Phoenix Down... and this Sword?

 

[cptjack42]

They fell from the sky.

Am I going to shoot the guy in front of me?

 

[Sporky111]

depends if he is the bad guy or not.

Is cptjack the villian.

 

[cptjack42]

Maybe...Muhaha muhahahaha nuhahahahahahaha!

Why am I so evil?

 

[ae86gamer]

Your not. Not compared to me at least.

Who will help me conquer the world?

 

[Sporky111]

I'll help.

Can we start with North Korea?

 

[cptjack42]

Yes. Suck it Kim Jong Il!

Can I start a competing empire to yours and attempt to take over the world?

 

[Masterthief]

Only if you later subjugate to my rule
Will this happen?

 

[ae86gamer]

Never.

Do you like my Bamalam! badge?

 

[cptjack42]

A city in Canada.

How does a car work?

 

[Vivaldi]

Internal combustion, see Gerald Ford.

Can a lightsaber cut through adamantium?

 

[ae86gamer]

Its works on hopes and dreams.

Is the Lochness Monster real?

 

[cptjack42]

1. Of course
2. Yes, he's right here next to me.

Am I going to spontaneously combust?

 

[ae86gamer]

No. But if you do you will be missed.

Should I try and drive myself to California? (I live in Chicago)

 

[Sporky111]

Go for it, get as far from oprah as you can.

When does "late at night" turn into "early in the morning"

 

[cptjack42]

At exactly 3:05 and 29.3619255 seconds.

Why are people afraid of bats?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because they are dumb.

Why fish need water?