Questions And Answers

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

Yes-my satellite is over your location right now watching you type!

Could any of these answers be true?

 

[Berethond]

No.

Why can we speak only lies?

 

[Gotham Soul]

Because the truth is too expensive.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

 

[Gotham Soul]

Accidental double post. Ignore.

 

[Berethond]

Yes.

What else would they swear on?

 

[Neonbob]

Whatever is held most dear to them. In the case of most men, their dick would be a good thing to swear on. But, what is even better is swearing on live television!

Do you enjoy punting cats?

 

[Berethond]

YES. I hate cats.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put a live cat in the microwave?
(And I ruined the 3333. gotta wait for 6666)

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I did...and now I'm not allowed to buy pets anymore. Plus, the insurance on my dorm went through the roof after the microwave caught fire. But up until that point it was great! 50x better than hamsters and guinea pigs!

...Can I borrow somebody's microwave?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you lack an IV of caffeine.

Do you worry about being followed by a shadowy government agency?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Because you haven't had ENOUGH coffee!

Why anything?

 

[Sporky111]

You can only get so tired, at which point you forget about how tired you are and focus on gaming.

Why have I only stayed up all night once in my life

 

[Sev72]

Because you deserved it...

Why do I hate all of you?

 

[Sporky111]

ninja'd
Because you are a mean person

Why do expensive cars always get destroyed in action movies

 

[NeoAC]

Um.......one second, while I answer that question I'm just going to call the local authorities.....

Can someone who knows how to handle rageahol addiction got get holydog?

 

[Sporky111]

Only if it involves forbidden romance

Have you heard of Mudvayne