Questions And Answers

[cptjack42]

5 1000 lb. blocks of gold. Then I'd sell them to the sun people and make millions!

If you were stranded on a liquid piece of the moon for the rest of your life, what three things would you bring?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

2 sandwiches and a genie in a lamp.

Why did people test various drugs on spiders?

 

[cptjack42]

Because spiders are awesome when they're high!

Why is L so cool?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it has a right angle in it.

Why am I still awake?

 

[cptjack42]

Because it's only 1:38 a.m.! It's too early!

Why do I go to sleep at 3 a.m. every morning?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you are strange like me.

What is the favorite drink of losers?

 

[cptjack42]

Cyanide! When you know you've just plain lost!

Why am I on this site so much?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you love hearing from me!

How would you like to not die?

 

[cptjack42]

By not burning to death!

Why is the sun yellow?

 

[Neonbob]

Because if it was purple, that'd be damn weird.

Who performed the first face plant?

 

[cptjack42]

I did! Went back in time just for that reason.

Why do people bite their nails?

 

[Neonbob]

Because we taste good, and they're working up an appetite for eating a full person.

How long have you thought of stomping on a kitten?

 

[Incompl te]

So long, I needed to think about this question for 8 months...

Dear god, that has been a long time

Will this last forever or will tomorrow change?

 

[ScorpionClaw]

Tomorrow never comes and can therefore never change.

Why do old threads get resurrected and is there a badge for doing it?
(Yeah, 2 in one - always better value that way )