Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[PinkiePyro]

Help a slime has taken my ham sandwich please go retreve! it

*new quest hamming it up*
find and return ham sandwich 0/1
Kill 9000 slimes 0/9000

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Umm...

Uhh...

Hay, you look like your totally not a busy person, why don't you go slay the... (sees it is a scifi world) the leader of the... coporation. If you do... I will give you a nickel!

 

[Anthropics]

I'd just stare at the protagonist as he ran into my house, broke my containers and stole my valuables, and ran out of the room, leaving me to tearfully pick up the shattered remains of everything I've ever owned and rebuild my life, all the while wondering how I'm ever going to feed my family if this kid keeps stealing my things.

 

[Fangv2]

"I've heard Primm has a new sheriff. That should keep the Powder Gangers away."

 

[roguetrooper96]

Pretend to argue silently with another person and if I say something I am not, REPEAT NOT!!!! To lipsync correctly to the words... or even to open my mouth at all.

- 2 arguing civillians (AC2/ACB)

 

[Zay-el]

Hello, [protagonist]. How nice to see you again. Thanks ever so much for leaving me hanging dry on that mountain path ? eight ? bloody ? years ? ago!

 

[RaikuFA]

baah

yes im a regular NPC who baas

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

"Greetings trader! I'm Urist McSmithbeard, professional pot-ash maker! What? No silk? RRRAAAAGH!"
-Dwarf, Dwarf Fortress

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Hey! You're not wearing shorts!

I'm wearing shorts right now.
They're comfy and easy to wear!

 

[crhoades]

its the grand champion Im your biggest fan.

 

[The Heavy Metal Nerd]

I AM ERROR.

 

[StoneCutter]

Hello, and welcome to the Pokemon Center!

 

[FalloutJack]

Any of these will suffice.

 

[GameNeo]

*protagonist appears*
Pro: Hey! how are you?
Me: good, yourself sir?
Pro: not bad in fa-
Me: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
*protagonist blinks and slowly backs away*
Me: have a good day sir.

 

[Zakarath]

How Are You Gentlemen!!

 

[Zakarath]

Dammit, double post. stupid internet.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

"I know nothing at all."

-Some pudgy random bystander, Superman NES.

 

[Composer]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

and with this post
you have won

 

[Nobby]

Shtay awhile and listen!