Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Can't believe no one has said

"Do A Barrel Roll!"

 

[Ganthrinor]

Yeah. Cleverly disguise my ArchVillian-ness by posing as a drooling idiot-fan or city guard.

 

[Fenra]

Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of....

 

[joshuaayt]

"Sorry, I can't talk to you. I have to go to school".

And then I *won't* go to school, I'll just stand right there.

 

[GGZeta]

"HORNSWOOP ME BUNGO PONY"

~ Dungeons & Dragons: Warriors of the Eternal Sun

 

[Kaymish]

"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in one miniute"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in thirty seconds"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in one miniute"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in thirty seconds"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport"

player:"hello $myname$"
me: "hello $playersname$"
Player:"$vrious obcenaties$"
Me: "i am sorry i don't understand"

various NPC's from a rance of MMO's

 

[Jordan Beeston]

I ran into a mudcrab the other day.

Awful creatures.

 

[Wuggy]

"Dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts! Direct from Orzammar!"

Every. Freaking. Time.

 

[SamuelT]

I saw a mudcrab the other day!

Disgusting creatures. I steer clear of them.

Nasty things...but I hear the meat's not too bad.

I'm through talking to you.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

*Is a car*

What? I'm in a racing game!

 

[NickCaligo42]

Uhh.

"There are many guards at the castle."

Heh heh. Quick AND informative! Genius, Nick!

 

[Vhite]

*blocks the corridor*

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'd imagine I'd be just like the Tediz.

 

[nyttyn]

WHAT IS A MAN!?!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS. BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
*Protaginist used BIBLE SPAM!*
oh shi-
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
Dracula has been defeated!
Protaginist gains 301 xp!
Protaginist gains 500 gold!
Protaginist found 1x Shattered Wine Glass!

 

[WanderingFool]

DIE KUR!!!

Oh, wai...

*gets stabbed in gut*

*dying* I messed that up, can I get another shot at it...

 

[Fluffyz0r]

"Welcome traveler"

 

[dkyros]

Press B to jump, Press B to jump, Press B to jump
-Steven from Unforgotten Realms Episode 2

 

[KaosuHamoni]

[HEADING=1]HEY. LISTEN.[/HEADING]

 

[dkyros]

[HEADING=1]HEY. LISTEN.[/HEADING]

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[Irriduccibilli]

"By Azura by Azura by Azura, it's the grand champion" ... and gets kicked of a cliff
Adoring fan from Oblivion