Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[XHolySmokesX]

"Hello? are you still there? i don't hate you,"

you can probably All guess this one =P

 

[blaquenoise]

Ah the Wood Sword. It killed with splinters.

 

[Nick Angelici]

"I heard Venus made an appearance at the Runaway Five show. I missed her 'cause I went to the bathroom. I'll hate bathrooms for the rest of my life. -Venus fan/Earthbound

 

[Zaik]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Nyhey, there's the high roller!"
...
"Nyhey, there's the high roller!"
-New Vegas, The Tops guard.

 

[Cracker3011]

Go kill 5 Nipples of Satan and bring me back their trilbys so I can bake a cake, and I'll give you 5 health potions, a slightly bigger sword than the one you currently possess and half my life's earnings.

-Every single RPG ever! XD-

 

[Bloodstain]

I came across a mudcrab the other day.

 

[Ranorak]

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

... I am done talking to you.

 

[That's Funny]

"Do you like the food? I got the recipe from some crazy old woman that lives in the woods."

 

[Just_in_time]

do a barrel roll !!

 

[JdaS]

This Gym uses Ground-types. Water or Ice is useful here.

*Goes into gym*

"Tamer Cole sends out Tauros and Arbok"

Like so:
http://www.nuzlocke.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/red241.jpg

 

[Vie]

*By a cunning straining of various facial muscles, I enter the Uncanny Valley and adopt the Bioware look.*

"Sheppard?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

This is my grandson. You and him have been rivals since you were children. What was his name again? Oh yeah! It was Asshole!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Begin a looping gestures, and say "come buy something. come buy something. come buy something."

Alternately, lay down on the ground and pretend to be a static mesh.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"I am a reference."
Why not?

 

[Motakikurushi]

"Oh no, I'm going to be late"
"I am ERROR"

 

[Rayne870]

Enchantment?!

(if you don't know where it came from, than Im not telling.)

epic!

I would probably be a neutral unkillable NPC and just say "Not enough cash stranger" despite not actually being a vendor they can interact with. That's sure to kill the gamers ego.

 

[ivc392]

-snake?
-snake?
-SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!