Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Feralcentaur]

Walk in a circle or some other pattern, it's what I do usually anyways.

 

[Gudrests]

*Puts an ! above my head*

"Go fetch me 100,000Gold bars"

*Reward 100 reputation with The Gudrests Clan*

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

*chases after protagonist after they commit a crime*

"Did your daddy never kiss you!?"

 

[nukethetuna]

"One of you is close to someone who needs help. Find this person, FAST."

Of course this will end up just being a translation error with no related quest.

 

[Cheesus333]

"If I am killed, your saves are deleted. All of them."

I challenge any player to kill an NPC that says that.

 

[GoBologna]

I'm looking for a gun that makes holes.

 

[Luke5515]

Stay a while, and listen!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Your mother sucks dwarf's cock!
- the witcher

hahaha i remember this one! i lol'd after randomly hearing that while walking by.


OT: i would be sneaky and say

"Tutorial: To gain money double your money, leave your money in that barrel over there and the gods will bless it over night and it will turn into twice the amount!"

*hero puts money in barrel and skips off happily*

"mwahahaha my moneyzz now"

 

[Randomologist]

Depends on the game. Older games, I'd be trying to walk through a wall, or getting stuck behind a stray object. GTA games, just fucking run. Run before that mad bastard over there fillets you with a chainsaw.

 

[Xorph]

"Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! What are you waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Come over here!"

 

[ToastiestZombie]

"What the hell are you doing"
Well im sorry i brought my fully loaded minigun into your shop GOD

(its any NPC from the fallout games)

 

[Xorph]

Stay a while, and listen!

Gah! So familiar! I've heard this tons of times before but I can remember where its from D:

 

[Armyguy0]

Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of....

I Said Come In Dont Stand There
I Said Come In Dont Stand There
I Said Come In Dont Stand There
I Said Come In Dont Stand There
I Said Come In Dont Stand There
I Said Come In

 

[TheMetalGuy]

Patrolling in the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

(Anyone who has ever played New Vegas WILL have heard this, atleast 200 times.)

Also "We won't go quietly the legion can count on that"

And not to forget "Ave True to Caesar"

Not to metion "Your robot looks like a floating eye ... ... I don't like it"

I could keep this up a whole day

 

[Luke5515]

Stay a while, and listen!

Gah! So familiar! I've heard this tons of times before but I can remember where its from D:

I think it's Deckard Cain from Diablo II.

Well the first one too.

 

[Enderrr]

I can't catch the chicken!

 

[maninahat]

I like goth chicks!

 

[maninahat]

"Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! What are you waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Come over here!"

HEY BRO!! I GOT ALL THE SHIT YOU'LL EVER NEED!!

 

[Vykrel]

"I'm busy."

any NPC that doesnt wanna talk to me when i play