Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Knight of Cydonia]

'Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.'

-Every single NCR trooper in Nevada.

 

[MoosieMann]

CAN'T LET YOU BREW THAT STARBUCKS!
i think i'm remembering that wrong

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

I'm different!

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Press B to jump! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/69-Episode-Two-Press-B-to-Jump]

Was going to say it, but I found this before I could get to the bottom of the screen >.<

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

"..."

-Any RPG

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

(Thinks to self)I swear to god if he comes in my house and steals whats in my treasure chest, Im gonna bust a nut.
(Protagonist takes whats in the treasure chest)
......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

 

[Ekonk]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

I like you.

Cannot hide forever, bear.

 

[Thespian]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

Of all the posts, yours made me laugh. So simple, so succinct.

OT: "Did you hear? We lost Paul to the Rakks yesterday.

Did you hear? We lost Paul to the-"

I HEARD ALREADY! HOW MANY PAULS ARE THERE AND WHY DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO SHOOT RAKKS?!

- Borderlands
(it may not have been paul)

 

[Gladiateher]

BANDITS! AAAARGGHHHHAAAA

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

May 5. Today is May 5, Children's Day. Children get to go to amusement parks
and get lots of gifts today. Maybe that's why mother told me I'm already a
grown-up now...

 

[ChieftainStag]

Status: Friendly "Here have some gold for open borders and help me wage war!"
Status: Guarded "SCREEEEW YOU!"

or
*patrol corridoor*
*protect Little Sister*
*wonder why this creep is taking pictures of me and my Litte Sister*

 

[Blazsy]

The end is nigh! The likes of you is proof enough! Nothing personal.

Grandmother of Shani.

- The Witcher -

 

[SubManCow]

Hey! Listen! Hello? Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

see video for more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU

-I'm sure you know this one.

What I said in another thread with almost the exact same title.

 

[X10J]

"Are you still there?"

 

[Zeema]

'You Suck'

When your a death knight in WoW

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Sounds like a line from a Show About Games Show sketch.

"Are you still there? Search Mode Activated."

 

[V8 Ninja]

*Turns other way, walks through the world geometry.*

 

[Booze Zombie]

*Stare at him for five minutes*
"Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

 

[badgersprite]

SPARE A FEW COINS, SIR? I'VE HAD NOTHING TO EAT! NOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M POOR, SICK AND HUNGRY! ME CHILDREN ARE STARVING! JUST A FEW COINS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

*throws rocks*

 

[trollnystan]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

Of all the posts, yours made me laugh. So simple, so succinct.

[snipped the rest]

Wow, thank you *squirm* In the interest of full disclosure, it's from an old online comic called RPG World. It does, I feel, sum up a lot of NPCs for me. Sigh. Times are tough when you only have one line.