Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Thespian]

-snip-

Aye,it reminds me of the Fable series when you play as an evil jackass. Walking through a town as a murdering thief you hear that line fifty-sixty times, to no detriment of morality.

 

[guyroxorz]

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



no but seriously MGS hasn't been good for ages.

 

[Zeema]

Let Me teach you about Context Sensitive

'Bad Fur Day'

 

[T-Bone24]

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Bye!

 

[thatcanadianguy]

hail brave adventurer. you long long qust is almost at an end. all you need do now is~ *clips into a wall and falls off the games geography, rendering that 3 hour quest now impossible to complete without reverting to your savepoint at the BEGINNING of th quest*

 

[Alon Shechter]

Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert just makes me wanna say Candlejack and get the fu

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

*Are you still there?*
*Searching*
*Nap time*

Don't know if this has been used before.

 

[Epic Fail 1977]

It's not a skirt!

 

[Xealeon]

"Get out of here, Stalker. Get out of here, Stalker. Get out of here, Stalker. (and so on and so forth)"

 

[Torrasque]

I know what to say:
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EDIT:Ninja'd one minute before I posted this. >_< great

COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PHYSICS-DEFYING ASSHOLE GUARDS!!!!! GAHHHH /RAGE!!!!!!!

OP:
"Can you help me find my wife?"

 

[Crises^]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the npc from redfaction 1 when you through c4 on his head

 

[figday]

"Welcome home Artyom"

 

[Anjel]

I would be pretty freaked out at how my two(?) year old baby is bouncing around it's bedroom, climbing to the top of it's cot, balancing on the fencing and, most concerning, eyeing up the door like he knows how to pick the lock.

"Look at you, look at you... you demon baby, you!"

I'm 'Dad' in Fallout 3.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.

 

[Knife-28]

Don't forget to reload Dr Freeman!

 

[Zeema]

Death to the I . S . A

KZ3 Helghast

 

[pieguy259]

Sometimes I need a break, so I save my progress.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Pills here!

 

[S3Cs4uN 8]

"FEAR MY BACKHAND OF JUSTICE!"

From an old classic

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

"Sithis be with you...dear Brother..."

Enchantment?!

Enchantment!