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weker

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TheEndlessSleep said:
weker said:
Sorry but I won't help you, the only way for you to learn is to be punished for it.
What a disturbingly heavy handed approach to teaching you have...
Well giving work late from personal experiences as well as acquired knowledge is never solved by letting get helped last minute, letting the person get the harsh reality of what will happen when they leave it late is the only way to make them regretting doing most the time.
I know too many people who know they will be given a second chance again and again, or try to do a last minute work, and they never learn from that last experiences, if they get punished for it, then they will remember not to do it more clearly, and avoid the entire last min situation.
 

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Jack and Calumon said:
Compare Hansel and Gretel with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

No really, they're scarily similar when you look at them.

Calumon: Compare Butter and I can't believe it's not butter! Then eat it!
I actually do see some resemblance Jack.

OR

He could compare Digimon to Pokemon?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/7/73/20110128203738!Trollface.png
"There are monsters... there are kids... The monster's are partners of the kids... damn that just about covers it."

Another victory for me.

/swings away on a rope attached to helicopter.

Calumon: But... you're just typing at a keyboard. You're not doing...

Jack: SILENCE I LIKE DREAMING!
 

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CANofKAM said:
I AM NOT PROCRASTINATING!
i have high 90's in all my classes so im not dumb or lazy, i just can't think of ANYTHING which is very weird so all i am doing is asking for your help!
You're on an internet forum when you should be working on a paper. You're a procrastinator. I should know, we can smell our own.
One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
 

Alduin Silas

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Lessons in Procrastination and it's tendencies towards Jargon in Major Stress Situations, Oxford paper 101.
OR
How I learned to speak Gobbledegook with 6 hours to go before a major deadline."
 

TheEndlessSleep

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weker said:
TheEndlessSleep said:
weker said:
Sorry but I won't help you, the only way for you to learn is to be punished for it.
What a disturbingly heavy handed approach to teaching you have...
Well giving work late from personal experiences as well as acquired knowledge is never solved by letting get helped last minute, letting the person get the harsh reality of what will happen when they leave it late is the only way to make them regretting doing most the time.
I know too many people who know they will be given a second chance again and again, or try to do a last minute work, and they never learn from that last experiences, if they get punished for it, then they will remember not to do it more clearly, and avoid the entire last min situation.
Not everyone is going to respond to punishment in the way you predict, and so I feel that citing it as the ONLY solution is quite narrow minded.
 

willsham45

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WHY ROLF HARRIS SHOULD GET RID OF HIS BEARD.
that should go down nicly

also how long did you have to do this?
 

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CANofKAM said:
I have to do a comparative essay and its due tomorrow. it doesn't have to be more then a page but i have no clue as to what i could do for a good topic, major brain fart. Any ideas or suggestions?
Understand, none of this is meant as an insult. I thought of that response, believe me, and then decided it was better to respond with this:

At least you're just asking for a suggestion for your topic, and not asking us to do all of the work for you, as I've seen on here before. Still, you haven't told us what class it's for so we're left to assume it's English. You haven't given us any input at all. Also, the Escapist attracts a multinational following of tweens, teens, young adults and thirtysomethings. Are you in the 6th grade or are you a junior in college? This sort of information would be helpful if you want your teacher to think that you've done all the work yourself (in other words, if you want to pass).

Are we really so spoiled and spoonfed that we have to ask others to think for us now?

Sorry. I came in here to chat for a few minutes and then play games for an hour before studying the surgeries I'm scrubbing in on tomorrow. I don't have time to help you do the work you should be doing for yourself.
 

Shadowseraph

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In case it hasn't been said a million times by now:

GET OFF THE FUCKING FORUM AND START THINKING YOU STUPID TIT.
 

weker

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TheEndlessSleep said:
Not everyone is going to respond to punishment in the way you predict, and so I feel that citing it as the ONLY solution is quite narrow minded.
Punishment is there for one reason, to tell people not to do something.
Do you suggest that there be no punishment? if that was the case then there would be nothing to discourage him from doing something.
The will to do good? Yes some have it but that's only a select few, and even then some need punishment as I doubt everyone will be perfect.

This isn't 20 lashes, it's getting penalized for a late half arsed essay.
He isn't suddenly told the punishment or it needs to be in, he willingly left it and asking late causing this situation.
 

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Well... If it were me I would look at old science vs. new science such as: Phrenology and neurology, astrology and astronomy, chemistry and alchemy, or magic and physics. Something like that, you get the idea. Then again maybe that just interests me, maybe you should take a walk get some blood flowing and don't stress your brain to death. That's what I would do... anyway good luck.
 

GeneWard

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You should compare Fluttershy to Adolf Hitler. There's some interesting depth to that if you think about it hard enough.
 

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Jack and Calumon said:
Compare Hansel and Gretel with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

No really, they're scarily similar when you look at them.
I'm am so going to steal this idea.