Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[jxk94]

I am your father

Sorry about that kiddo, I will buy you a bike for the years I've not been there.

im not your son.... i'm a robot(duh duh duh)FROM THE FUTURE... TO KILL YOU...
penis!

So I gave birth to terminator huh? Well done sperm, you have done well

no you see i was born inside you. Your my mommy. my real da is mr.T

 

[El Poncho]

The alien invaders only wanted an ice cream!

 

[Entamrik]

This website was out to get you all along and they're starting by destroying this sente

 

[Lord RPGs]

The supposed villain is actually trying to stop you from destroying the world, and by killing him, you doom everyone and everything.

 

[Nannernade]

Your computer was the mastermind behind the internet's kidnapping, now you must rely on your printer to get it all back bear grillzy style before 6:00!

 

[darthotaku]

It turns out that Cthulhu was really a good guy all along and his awakening brought ice cream and kittens to everyone

 

[Joshroom]

And then it was all a dream...

BEING DREAMT BY A TURTLE GODLIKE BEING FROM JUPITER!

 

[zehydra]

it turns out the reader is the character!

 

[nuba km]

One of the previous plot twists was incorrect

 

[zestamaster]

all of the sudden CHUCK NORRIS KICKS THE HEAD OFF OF THE MAIN VILLAN

 

[AngelSword]

Wait a minute! This isn't money! This is ham!

 

[DudeistBelieve]

And as I escaped my school, I froze. Police? But how?

I dropped my assault rifle and fell to the ground, near comatose. The sickness in my stomach and my heart sinking to incredible levels of fear.

There never was any Zombie outbreak at my school. I had just slaughtered my classmates.

I screamed.

 

[David_G]

Harry Potter is not a wizard.

 

[Emilox The Great]

But then it turned out you DID pay the phone bill!
The bad guy is actually your father AND your daughter!
The cable guy was actually the mailman!!!

 

[zombiejoe]

"The antagonist IS made of broccali!"

"You are your own great great great great great grandmother! Even though your a boy!!"

"Creepers? They look like creepers to you?"

Ok, that last one is actually pretty awesome.

 

[retterkl]

Luke is Darth Vader's father.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Question (sorta) is in the title!

"Your son isn't in the house, because YOUR SON IS THE HOUSE"

"Your spinal cord has been plotting to overthrow the french this entire time!"

The villain's brother's nephew's daughter's aunt's father was the bad guy all along!

The murder weapon was actually a whisk, and was only made to look like a Japanese Katana!!!

 

[rtbailey]

It was Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Or was it...?

 

[Daverson]

Spontaneous Alien Invasion!

Imagine how much better any movie would be if Aliens invaded in the third act through with no foreshadowing. Even movies that are already about alien invasions - of course, in this situation, the Alien invasion would be subject to another Alien invasion.

Also, for fun:
DC - 42 essential 3rd act twists [http://dresdencodak.com/2009/05/11/42-essential-3rd-act-twists/]

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Snip

THAT BUNNY IS REALLY A DRAGON!