Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[slightly evil]

Satan is a well intentioned extremist aiming to bring down God, who it turns out, is a dick.
I'm talking blasphemeeee
blasforyouuuu
blas for everybody in the room

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

There never was any gold, we just told you that so we could get you into this room. Your kidney is ours. *knockout gas fills the room*

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I am your farther! (Yea I know it was lame)

If a tree falls over in the forest and no one is around to hear it...IT DOES MAKE A NOISE!!!1!

Half Life 3 *hands shake as I remove my glasses* was flying over the west German Border...it was shot down... he will not be home for Christmas.

I am your father!
And princess Leia is your Sister!
And the Empire shall be defeated by Ewoks...


oh, and the force, thats just bacteria in your body called miticlorians (sp?)

I've seen that video....

 

[Cazza]

The good guy is really the bad guy.

 

[chiggerwood]

SOYLENT GREEN IS... soy and lint that's been dyed green.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I shot JR

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Bruce Willis sinks!

 

[snave]

The creepy religion whose zealots you've been fighting all along? Yeah, turns out its not a false-god demon they worship, but you.

 

[crunchieman]

It was all a dream. You're actually Hitler. It's April, 1945. The Allies are closing in. You thought a nap would help your nasty mood. It didn't. (Hey, you can't beat the classics.)

Ninja'd so soon. *sigh*

 

[superspartan004]

Your dad didn't actually leave you when you were a kid, he was actually teleported into the future, protected some dude, got turned into a weird creature thingy which then was taken over by an even weirder killed thingy and is really a giant killer whale hellbent on destroying the world!

Your mum is really your sisters cousins brother!

Snape kills Trinity with a cat!

hmmm, I think that first one derives from something lol just saying

 

[Saippua]

The hero is actually an alien in disguise!

 

[natster43]

It was his sled.

 

[Avalanche91]

You are your own father!
wut?

Also your a mutated french frie

 

[Booze Zombie]

And the evil organisation stops trying to kill you because all of your enemies want to have sex with you and they do.

 

[Motakikurushi]

It was the dog all along.

 

[Joshdemon]

Germs were actually invading us the whole time, from space and shit.

You're Adolf Hitler on an Airplane, and Ava Braun is destroying the wing.

A casino where I always win? I must be in heaven!
Oh, wait! A casino where I always win is boring, this must be hell!
You're not in heaven or hell, you're on an aeroplane!
Ahh! Something is destroying the wing!
Why should I believe you? YOU'RE HITLER!
ninja'd, you legend.
Also, we tested Squall's blood, and it turns out that he is made up of equal parts angst and win.

 

[MorphingDragon]

You are the REAL Villain. Who you thought was evil was actually the hero.

KOTOR?

---

THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE!

/Sorry

 

[Tharwen]

Your commanding officer is actually a dickhead and has been planning to kill you for the last two acts!

So original...