Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

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Auron225

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Turns out you're schizophrenic - it was YOU ALL ALONG!! =O Dum dum duuummmm!!

The amount of times Ive been expected to be suprised by that...
 

Banana Cannon

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Upon discovering an oasis in the fauld of an otherwise hostile mountain, your buddy you've been travelling with cracks the collapsible chair he smuggled with him across your back! Then he slips on a bed of grass atop the overlooking edge of the secret little hovel into the deep pool, and he can't swim.
You are pleased by these turn of events, and you ask the female who also travelled with you to make sandwiches.
She tells you that your currently drowning friend is responsible for carrying all the food!!!
 

Riddle78

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The late project director was against the flight to Titan,so the current director brutally killed him with a keyboard,while investigators were trying to hunt down an unregistered man who was there,but had zero connection to the incident beyond "I saw the body".
 

Yossarian1507

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You die, but are resurrected by sentient AI manifestation, which tries to take over the world... Oh wait, no, that's actually Fahrenheit.

The magical artifact needed to defeat the powerful villain was in your back pocket all along.
 

En Row

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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
That isn't my penis....

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IT'S YOUR FATHER'S!!!! /(OoO)\
dun dun DUN
 

William MacKay

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20 victims, throats slit. no connection. no suspects.
you awaken and then think 'holy bacon it was all a dream.'
then you're the 21st victim.
but the killer absorbs the victims minds.
you are and arent the killer.
in a moment of control in the court, you state this.
however, the killer is forced to plead insanity.
by helping the case, you gave the killer a lesser sentence as he isnt insane.
you now kill the unjust judge and jury.
then realise that you travelled through time, and killed the identical, split-at-birth twins of the actual people when you get to 21: yourself.
you were the killer all along...
 

Latinidiot

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The villain is in no way related to you!nothing can save your sorry ass, because he doesn´t believe in speeches either.
 

Kaltazraza

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You found out that you are an hallucination made by yourself, and you have to choose to die to let the real you live a little longer, or kill the real you and take his place.
 

En Row

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TheKruzdawg said:
And then suddenly... MASHED POTATOES! MASHED POTATOES EVERYWHERE!
that....
..that was a heartwarming, tear-jerking story...
I was moved....
...truly am
 

Harrowdown

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It turns out that Elvis was hiding in Randy Newman's anal cavity the whole time! Brings whole new meaning to the song 'You gotta friend in me.'
 

dkyros

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Saelune said:
I am your father!
And princess Leia is your Sister!
And the Empire shall be defeated by Ewoks...


oh, and the force, thats just bacteria in your body called miticlorians (sp?)
lol, thats just improbable

OT: You realize that everything you've done to help people has in some way caused them greater harm in the future.
You close your eyes while in heaven and when you open them you wake up in a hospital and you've been in a coma for 40 years.
Your pious religion is an agent of the devil.
Charlie sheen is the one of the only sane people on the earth.
 

TheKruzdawg

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En Row said:
TheKruzdawg said:
And then suddenly... MASHED POTATOES! MASHED POTATOES EVERYWHERE!
that....
..that was a heartwarming, tear-jerking story...
I was moved....
...truly am
They got my family... I couldn't stop them... they were just too mushy and we didn't stand a chance...
 
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dalek sec said:
Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
The villain's seemingly docile alien slave was secretly poisoning his drinks the WHOLE TIME with a substance that was slowly transforming him into an alien himself, plugging him in to their physic network so that he could understand the suffering he'd caused their race.

I may borrowed some small details from outside sources.
*Cough cough* Doctor Who! *Cough cough*
WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!

This awesome Master Musical Montage!(possibly NSFW, I don't know, how do lyrics factor into that? Oh, also spoilers for Season 3.)