Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

I like reading these really fast like I'm just discovering this for the first time and its actually surprising.

Your sidekick was also the villain's henchman and was only helping you to overthrow the villain himself so that he can make it look like he's destroying the world so that he can actually be the one to save it, making himself look like the good guy so that he could get your girl of your dreams who was actually your sister anyway, but his Mom! which makes you his long lost uncle.

 

[superbatranger]

The killer is inside the wrong house!

 

[Noatun]

During a Phoenix Wright-esque court shot live on television, your monkey lawyer gets electrocuted and suddenly becomes one of the most capable and intelligent lawyers in the world who then proves your innocence. A fake Tom Cruise and the host of the program appear to be demon sisters plotting your execution by murdering a ghost version of Stimpy by his ghost wife, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ren.

I am not making this up.

 

[Nouw]

Everyone is a puppet; the strings can only be seen by the puppeteer.

The movie is Saving Private Ryan.

 

[Vern]

The call is coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!

 

[Naheal]

People die when they are killed.

 

[Mattismen]

Turns out the swedish hitman was actually... A heartsurgeon!

 

[RollingThunder]

The new Wonder Woman tv series will have weird costume! .........oh wait

 

[Always_Remain]

They needed weapons! BUT THE WEAPONS WERE VILLAINS!

 

[William MacKay]

whenever you smile the ozone layer dies a bit more, and the sun expands. whenever you cry, the ozone repairs.
the villain streams, to your brain, Weekend At Bernie's. your Facebook says 'i always rofl at it lol'.
UNFORTUNATELY! he rented The Notebook, a film you believe to be so sad you never willingly watch it.
instead of causing the fiery apocalypse, you are congratulated!
HOWEVER! the villain say that he was the one who rented The Notebook, and he is celebrated.
THEN! you revenge-kill him for being a glory hog, and are kicked off the planet.
AFTERWARDS! on the video call to Earth from your ship you laugh at the irony that you will hit the sun... causing the events of before to be nullified and the fiery death of Earth to happen.
SOON! you see the villain appear on screen. he used a body double clone, and it was all a Xanatos Gambit!

 

[leady129]

I am your father!
And princess Leia is your Sister!
And the Empire shall be defeated by Ewoks...


oh, and the force, thats just bacteria in your body called miticlorians (sp?)

A long, long time ago,
Humanity had all this awesome technology and could traverse the stars
Fast forward to present day and we're stuck on a single planet, and getting as far as the moon is a massive deal.

 

[Nieroshai]

I AM the Banana King!

Just kidding. Cookie for reference though.
"ahem" Turns out all the Devil wanted was some love. Give that lovable furball a hug!

 

[William MacKay]

everyone gets cookie for reference.
BUT THEY ARE NOT CHOCOLATE CHIP, THEY ARE BAD FLAVOURED COOKIES! THEY ARE SADNESS FLAVOUR, AND PAIN FLAVOUR!

my cookies have random twists.
thats how hardcore i am.

 

[sarethed]

Switzerland was behind every disaster and war and bad thing EVER!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[the main character] was dead to begin with and everything he saw and felt was an illusion made by [a deity(ies)].

-Snip-

Charlie the Unicorn 2, cookie NOAW!

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

No, YOU are the giant, undead rodent! Now die, you zombie capybara!

 

[thefrizzlefry]

EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY WAS PHONE!

 

[TomCorf]

Darth Vader: 'I, am your mother!'

OR

(Scooby Doo style) 'So, God, lets take off this mask and see who you really a-OMFG ITS FREDDIEW I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!'

 

[lemiel14n3]

It was Earth all along

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Nicholas Cage gets burned alive. Everyone sings and dances...

...because it brings good harvest. Yeah...*shifts eyes side-to-side*