Quote of the Day

[Jedamethis]

"It's clearly milk. IN GHASTLY FORM"

 

[Blindswordmaster]

"Dude, WTFuck!?"-Deadpool, of Deadpool and friends

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

"Maybe I should hit you in the weak spot for massive damage..."

 

[Dango]

You kind of have to have watched Flight of the Conchords to find this, but to those have it's hilarious.

"...He maybe did what?"

 

[The Afrodactyl]

From my bus journey to college.

Automated voice - "please move down the bus"
My mate Brad (quite loudly) - "I can't, I'll have a bar in my scrotum"

 

[TheBoulder]

I'll do a Firefly one.
Jayne: My John Thomas is about to pop off there's so much tasty in the room!
Wash: It would be that you get your most poetical about your pecker.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"...You actually named your Ledian 'Mr. Fister'..."
"Yep."
"...Well, fist away, then"

-Conversation between my friend Cesar and me

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ninjas. Damn.

This, it has to be this. Geoffrey Rush is awesome.

Seconded or Thirded.

Strike that. AND Thirded.

 

[Saboten]

Never take life serious, no one gets out alive anyways.

That was my senior quote, sorry if it was a double post...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers. (pause) I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!"

Ghost - Starcraft II.