Quotes from your own life
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me: 'Dwarf Fortress is the most addictive drug ever
Pendant 'badboy' friend: So your admitting to trying every drug?
me: Only Pringles :3
Asshole Brother in law to nephew: Santa doesn't exist it's not scientifically possible
me: Yes but you can't disprove magic by science, becuase magic is the absence of science take quantum entanglement for example...
Asshole Brother in law: *eyes glaze over*
Nephew: *Happy* 'Thanks for the DS Auntie!' *Goes off to enjoy Christmas unimpeded.*
Me: *thumbs up*
Pendant 'badboy' friend: So your admitting to trying every drug?
me: Only Pringles :3
Asshole Brother in law to nephew: Santa doesn't exist it's not scientifically possible
me: Yes but you can't disprove magic by science, becuase magic is the absence of science take quantum entanglement for example...
Asshole Brother in law: *eyes glaze over*
Nephew: *Happy* 'Thanks for the DS Auntie!' *Goes off to enjoy Christmas unimpeded.*
Me: *thumbs up*
This is my own quote I believe in (I bet this is already used somewhere)-
"Originality isn't dead, it's just harder to make."
"Originality isn't dead, it's just harder to make."
We all have reasons to live, some clearly better than others. Just thought of this one whilst waiting for lunch..
Friend 1: Eskimos aren't real.
Friend 2: Yes they are.
Friend 1: No they're not. They're mythical creatures.
Friend 1: Why do we not have a bone in our thigh?
Friend 3: We do.
Freind 1: Oh yeah, so there is. It's called a femus, isn't it?
Friend 2: Yes they are.
Friend 1: No they're not. They're mythical creatures.
Friend 1: Why do we not have a bone in our thigh?
Friend 3: We do.
Freind 1: Oh yeah, so there is. It's called a femus, isn't it?
1) "Nothing in life is easy, just a little less hard."Zechnophobe said:
2) "The world wants to bring you down because it wants to look you in the eye."
3) "The President's speeches are like pillows: full of fluff and in your face."
4) "Throw a stone and five will hit you." Reference: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%208:1-11&version=NIV
5) "'The road of life is hard!' you cry. Really? Walk a day in someone else's shoes. You might be barefoot."
6) "This too shall pass." (Courtesy of a dear friend)
7) Whenever I watch AFV, Jackass, or friends about to do crazy stunts. "This will end in tragedy."
8) "Get to the part where I should care."
9) "I'm gonna need a bigger soapbox."
10) "I don't start fights, I finish them."
After trying to get off the couch and failing to do so.
Me: "I'm having not so much success!"
My sister: "Heh. You just got fan-subbed."
Me: "I'm having not so much success!"
My sister: "Heh. You just got fan-subbed."
"When nature calls, you don't ignore it and let it ring. You answer the goddamn phone!" (when asked why I picked that particular moment to use the restroom)
"I'm going to stab you in the neck/balls." (to a very annoying person tentatively referred to as a friend)
"I will rape your family." (to anyone dumb enough to mess with my hair)
"Fuck..." (under every single possible circumstance)
EDIT: "You know what they say..." (used to annoy people I want to end my conversations with, because I never tell them what they say)
"The fat lady is dead, so, we're improvising." (taken from the song 'Hearts and Stars' by Cage9, but I use it all the time)
"Fuck me sideways..." (when up against impossible odds/extreme aggravation/mind shattering realizations/stressful situations in general)
"I'm going to stab you in the neck/balls." (to a very annoying person tentatively referred to as a friend)
"I will rape your family." (to anyone dumb enough to mess with my hair)
"Fuck..." (under every single possible circumstance)
EDIT: "You know what they say..." (used to annoy people I want to end my conversations with, because I never tell them what they say)
"The fat lady is dead, so, we're improvising." (taken from the song 'Hearts and Stars' by Cage9, but I use it all the time)
"Fuck me sideways..." (when up against impossible odds/extreme aggravation/mind shattering realizations/stressful situations in general)
Loving all of these!
Here are a few that are my favourites:
To a workmate that is in his fifties: "Was it considered socially unacceptable to ride dinosaurs back in your day?"
"Eat a dick"
"CBF" "Can't Be Fucked"
"Did you have restricted airflow at birth?"
Commenting to my brother at a dude speeding through traffic: "Do you know why he's in a hurry to get home? So he can beat his wife."
Here are a few that are my favourites:
To a workmate that is in his fifties: "Was it considered socially unacceptable to ride dinosaurs back in your day?"
"Eat a dick"
"CBF" "Can't Be Fucked"
"Did you have restricted airflow at birth?"
Commenting to my brother at a dude speeding through traffic: "Do you know why he's in a hurry to get home? So he can beat his wife."
"I'm going to eat my own neck. DON'T TRY AND STOP ME. *garbled noises*"
"Do you classify *my boyfriend* as something out of our control?"
"We may not understand each other, but I can always make him soup."
"I HAVE GINGIVITUSSSSSSSSSS."
"Lobsters don't bleed red blood..."
"Do you classify *my boyfriend* as something out of our control?"
"We may not understand each other, but I can always make him soup."
"I HAVE GINGIVITUSSSSSSSSSS."
"Lobsters don't bleed red blood..."
Fuck philosophical quotes, these are all about not giving a shit. My specialty ^^
*gesturing that way*
"Look how many people care."
Or, alternatively:
"And on that day, not a shit was given."
Or my new favorite:
"QUICK QUICK SOMEONE GIVE A SHIT"
*gesturing that way*
"Look how many people care."
Or, alternatively:
"And on that day, not a shit was given."
Or my new favorite:
"QUICK QUICK SOMEONE GIVE A SHIT"
"where all time-traveling:just at normal speed.
"murders don't go to college"
"it's like you took a piece of Elephant shit and threw it into a fan then jumped in after it"
and a remark to anyone that calls me sherlock or captain obvious.
"yes i am; now on that note: the sky is blue,the grass is green and you my friend are an idiot"
"murders don't go to college"
"it's like you took a piece of Elephant shit and threw it into a fan then jumped in after it"
and a remark to anyone that calls me sherlock or captain obvious.
"yes i am; now on that note: the sky is blue,the grass is green and you my friend are an idiot"
It's only cheating if I get caught.
And if I got caught, I obviously wasn't cheating hard enough, now was I?
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
I'm down right now. It just means I'll enjoy being up that much more.
La puissance n'est rien sans maîtrise. (French. If I translated right, it means "Without skill, strength is nothing.)
Don't worry, I drank my Haterade this morning.
The louder you shout your arguement, the more right you are.
And if I got caught, I obviously wasn't cheating hard enough, now was I?
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
I'm down right now. It just means I'll enjoy being up that much more.
La puissance n'est rien sans maîtrise. (French. If I translated right, it means "Without skill, strength is nothing.)
Don't worry, I drank my Haterade this morning.
The louder you shout your arguement, the more right you are.