Quotes out of context.

[Kiba The Wolf]

Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction
"So, He hid it in one place he knew he could hid something, his ass"
I can imagine if this is said out of context, you will then a lot of WTF and confused looks.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Something along the lines of ''Looks like you broke your wand.''

Good ol' happy potter.

I have also done the Russel Howard thing where you replace wand with wang, funny, funny times.


Oh, and "Try this" from some random Piano Software I have, it seems pretty simple, but the persons voice makes it amazingly funny.

 

[teh_Canape]

"anyways, how's your sex life?"

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Something along the lines of ''Looks like you broke your wand.''

Good ol' happy potter.

I have also done the Russel Howard thing where you replace wand with wang, funny, funny times.


Oh, and "Try this" from some random Piano Software I have, it seems pretty simple, but the persons voice makes it amazingly funny.

That reminds me, there was a piece of software that I had that taught you how to play bass, the voice would say the name of the song that was preset on the Cd in a very monotonous voice saying: Here is [song name].

There were some pretty interesting songs preset to go with it, like "the balls" and "electric skidoodle"

 

[alimination602]

'So, what's your zombie plan?'

The classic first date ice breaker question. An endless sea of blank stares every time.

Or the Valentines line 'To the number one Zombie Meatshield in my heart'.

 

[Count Igor]

I went out with all my clothes stolen to get warm, there was plenty of wood, but all of it was already wet.


I lul'd

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

"FOR NARNIA!" is quite popular among my social circle.

 

[Lukeman1884]

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Yep.

 

[NeedAUserName]

"anyways, how's your sex life?"

Thats not fair, The Room has a script of which every line has been taken completely out of context from nowhere. I mean this is the film that deals with a characters battle with cancer in one line; " So anyway my results tests results came back, I have cancer'. You can't judge that film my any known standards.

 

[Geekosaurus]

"Kill the Queen!" Cookies for reference?

 

[badgersprite]

"And I got her, nigga. Grocery bag. OOOH!"

It doesn't make sense even in context. Yes, I've heard the explanation. Still, no.

 

[warthoggunner]

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind.
If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter

 

[Casual Shinji]

Mass Effect 2 - "I love nailing the Asari: So ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."

Seriously, how could anyone not take this out of context.

 

[SoloStoffe]

"Samantha Brown! You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"