Quotes that describe you perfectly...

[Zakarath]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

...Although I tend to forgo the ketchup in favor of barbecue sauce.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

"The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless."
-Jean Jacques Rousseau
or
"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."
-Jean Jacques Rousseau

 

[Phlakes]

Pretty much. I went through some bad depression a while back and that experience taught me how to do this.

 

[Naheal]

"After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a sumptuous planet, sparkling with color, bountiful with life. Within decades we must close our eyes again. Isn't it a noble, an enlightened way of spending our brief time in the sun, to work at understanding the universe and how we have come to wake up in it? This is how I answer when I am asked-as I am surprisingly often-why I bother to get up in the mornings."
- Richard Dawkins

The irony is that I'm Christian.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

"Six strings bind me to this world."

Unknown

 

[Death God]

"Why complicate life when it already is complicated as it is?"- Me

 

[pyrosaw]

"I'm to drunk to taste this chicken."-Colonel Sanders AKA Talladega Night.

 

[jack583]

"i'd rather die as myself then live as someone i'm not"
made it myself
because only i get to choose who i am
taking a persons ability to make choices for themselves would be the same as killing that person.
and to live in the shadow of another only limits your true potential

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

"When you have seen the nearly impossible, the simply improbable seems merely unlikely in comparrison." -Gerald Tarrant, The Coldfire Trilogy

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"I do not feel inclined to believe that the same God that endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use."
-Galileo

 

[darkman80723]

"I am the truth from which you run, I am the silencing machine, I am the end of all your dreams, I take you where you want to go, I give you all you need to know, I drag you down I use you up...Mr. Self-destruct "-NIN

 

[Hallow'sEve]

"Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god"
Aristotle

(but that one's been in my profile so I'll post another)

"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination"
Anon

 

[Gypc]

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Originally said by Dirk Gently, from The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul. This seems to be the story of my life.

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

"There is no impossibility, only uncertainty"
"You can't solve your own problems if your too busy trying to help others with theirs"

 

[SimuLord]

"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." - Les Claypool

Substitute "accounting" for "bass playing" and that's pretty much the story of my life.

 

[Ham_authority95]

"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." - Les Claypool

Substitute "accounting" for "bass playing" and that's pretty much the story of my life.

Holy shit, you ninjaed me.

Otherwise, it would be: "I start to feel happy, and I celebrate my happiness by fapping. Then, I get sad because I just fapped, and I fap again to deal with the saddness."

Replace "fap" with "doing anything", and it's a perfect representation of my life.