Quotes you always want to say but never get the chance.

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Jubbsy

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JohanGasMask said:
"YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!!" I never get the chance to say because i never met anyone who knows about Invader Zim...im from a foreign country where theres no "television" :p
I LOVE Invader Zim.

Especially Grrr.
 

Cousin_IT

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A few:

"O, speak again, bright angel, for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy puffing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air."

"Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped
out, when the Lady Brach may stand by the fire and stink"

"3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you damn right I'm living in the past!"

"Nothing's fucked? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!"

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

Also: It is "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"
 

SamFancyPants252

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*ahem* second try at posting these:
other person: what do you want?
me: your bollocks nailed to the nearst fencepost.
and
"He's got more fingers in pies than a leper on a cookery course"
 

Jubbsy

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Cousin_IT said:
Also: It is "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"
Thanks. Will change it.

My favorite quote when gaming. I play Splinter Cell. The main character is named Sam Fisher.
Whenever I grab/kill/KO a bad guy I say "You've just been caught by the Fisher."
 

Aunel

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I never get to say "For the emperor!" because I never charge into a battle.
you don't?

OT: I'm a bassist, it will be fine...
actually I say that a lot...
 

AizenTheAzure

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"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! Erupting... burning... FINGER!

- Domon Kasshu
 

superking9292

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"I think its time to start settling some accounts here. HEY ASSHOLES!!!"
I also like quoting from the Doom comic, but only one person I know even remotely knows what I'm talking about.