Quotes

[Theo Samaritan]

"Hey, remember when you were on the platform going into the firepit and I was like Goodbye! and you were like No Way! and then I was like Hah! You thought I was going to murder you!

...

...That was great."

While portal is overused, that was the only phrase I have ever physically laughed about when I heard it.

And then we have the opening to COD4, which while i cant remember it, is basically "Well the world is fucked in several places. The bad news? We have a new guy named after a sanitary product..."

 

[TheDean]

"you're stolen goods are now forfeit"

.....

elipsis? huh?

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

"you're stolen goods are now forfeit"

.....

elipsis? huh?

First of all, I'm stolen goods?
Sceond of all, I'm forfeit? What does that mean?

 

[TheDean]

"you're stolen goods are now forfeit"

.....

elipsis? huh?

First of all, I'm stolen goods?

Oh, i'm sorry. To be honest- i can't spell, or type. that should have said
"Your"
Sceond of all, I'm forfeit? What does that mean?

 

[Gxas]

"I NEED SCISSORS!!"

MGS2:SoL

Best. Line. Ever.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Halo 2 quotes

Sergeant Johnson:

*getting shot at in the early stages of the Old Mombasa level* "Hey! Master Chief! You wanna get Cortana outta that mess?"

*talking to the arbiter near the end* "You don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you."

*At the last level, to Tartarus* If you wanna keep yo head on yo shoulders, you better tell your men to back down."

The Prophets

"The Universe is full of cold, hard facts. And this is one of them."

"Kill Him! KILL HIM! Gah! Incompetent fools! I'll kill him myself."

The Arbiter- "Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk."

Master Chief- "Boo." grunt- runs like a *****

 

[Graustein]

Not even death can save you from me! - Diablo, Lord of Terror

I shall make weapons from your bones! - The Smith

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - The Summoner

^All from Diablo II of course^

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Not even death can save you from me! - Diablo, Lord of Terror

I shall make weapons from your bones! - The Smith

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - The Summoner

^All from Diablo II of course^

I used this earlier in this thread. Just goes to show how awesome it really is. I also have a few from Diablo II. Here's some more.

Andariel

"Die, maggot!"

"Fear me."

Blood Raven

"My army will destroy you" (when I play as a necro, I like to say, "not if my army destroys you first."

"Join my army of the dead"

Marius- "Why did I go with him? Oh, I don't know. All I know is, when he beckoned me... I had to follow him."

 

[Nerdfury]

The Lord of Terror is risen. Wrapped in the guise of man, he shall walk amongst the innocent. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all creation shall tremble befroe the burning standards of Hell.- Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred

It's awesome how creepy that sounds. The voice really helps the forboding feel of it.

The idea of quotes is to actually match the original. You're doing it wrong:

"And the evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the 'guise of man, shall He walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell."

Also:

"Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole? Cyric said nothing of dank boots!" - Tiax, Baldur's Gate I.

"It will not end you know, until you acknowledge what you are. You are born of murder, very essence of that which takes life - you have power... if you wish it." Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate II.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

The Lord of Terror is risen. Wrapped in the guise of man, he shall walk amongst the innocent. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all creation shall tremble befroe the burning standards of Hell.- Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred

It's awesome how creepy that sounds. The voice really helps the forboding feel of it.

The idea of quotes is to actually match the original. You're doing it wrong:

"And the evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the 'guise of man, shall He walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell."

Also:

"Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole? Cyric said nothing of dank boots!" - Tiax, Baldur's Gate I.

"It will not end you know, until you acknowledge what you are. You are born of murder, very essence of that which takes life - you have power... if you wish it." Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate II.

I knew that I was forgetting some of it, but since the computer that had Diablo II on it crashed, I couldn't look up the cinematic and remind myself. So, I just did the best I could. Thanks for that, it was bothering me not being able to remember. So, full quote, then:

The Lord of Terror is risen, and the evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man, he shall walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell.

(It was 'he shall', I'm certain of that, and capitalization of he is inappropriate, that is used in reference to God.)

 

[GazJD]

One from World In Conflict (if you listen to the American Infantry up close)

Soldier 1 "Have you heard, the Russians have just invaded Syria"
Soldier 2 "Yea, And? Not much we can do from here is there"

Heh, wish i could understand the conversations the French and Russian soldiers have.

 

[Americana12]

mine are mostly from borderlands

9 toes: You woke the wrong dog
Mordecai:AHHHHH I NEVER DIE! (said when bleeding out)
Mordecai:Feel it! (said when killing something)
Andrew Ryan:A man chooses a slave obeys

 

[Arkvoodle]

"Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they quit."


-Skies of Arcadia

 

[-Drifter-]

"You haven't failed, old man. You've done exactly as you were meant to do. However, I am not the arch-angel Tyreal." - Baal, Diablo 2.

 

[Zhandarr]

From the PSM:

"'Enemies converging at the taco to go' is a line we won't forget in a hurry."